El Cucuy Speaks

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    Fascinating.
     
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    Fucking cringe.
     
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    This is where this threads ends.

    Good night folks, it’s all over.
     
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    Where's his boy at?
     
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    "Healthy" Ferguson.... 155 is stacked. This guy is going to have his hands full when he returns.
     
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    Solid contender for the undisputed champ Khabib Nurmagomedov
     
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    I don't get it? Could someone help?
     
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    Clutched in the arms of that coward Ronda Rousey
    El Cuck tripped over a cable and it ultimately become his undoing.

    Got him sidelined, lost millions from a potential fight, got him stripped of the Interim belt, and pushed him deeper into irrelevance.

    The monster is the cable in this instance. The joke would barely meager a chuckle by itself, but there is a particular brand of overly expensive cable called MONSTER, which turns it into some clever wordplay against what El Cuck posted.

    Some say it was the cable, some say it was him always wearing dark shades hindering his view everywhere he goes. Some others claim it's his idiotic acts like improper deadlifting form with heavy weight or kicking steel poles with bare shins. El Cuck chalked it up to just bad luck, but he was inevitably going to run into some sort of injury sooner or later. A cable ended up being his downfall at the most crucial time, canceling what would have been a 4th attempt to book the fight between him and Khabib.
     
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    ***slow clap***
     
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    The Boogeyman coming for what is rightfully his the Light weight belt
     
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