Eddie Bravo vs Joe Rogan

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  1. loisestrad

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    One headkick from Joe would fuck Eddie up to the point he would start to believe the earth is round.
     
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    Jamie, pull up those pictures.
     
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    The Jiu-Jitsu master will beat the comedian actor.
     
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    both would fail the drug tests soooo it would be ruled a no Contest
     
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    lol even Cm Punk would beat the living shit out of Rogan
     
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    Wasteland vs your mom
     
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    Joe Rogan = Dwarf
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    Eddie wins via some stupidly-named custom grip that already had an official name in the books but he already wrote down Diagonal Marxist Vader Grip when he was high
     
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    Haha I disagree but loved the post!
     
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    Joe is a conspiracy theorist him self , gram Hancock’s stone ape theory the pyramids being 200,000 years older than what archaeologists say and many more , are par for the course with his show .in June of this year he began being targeted by online leftist orgs that started threatening him with a shut down becouse of some of the people he had on his show, example - http://archive.is/ -once this happened
    He started defending George sorous
    Saying he did not work for the nazis even though George is on interview saying it was the best time in his life . Peope where never asked back on his show after claming they where sick and his friend of 25 years is not allowed back on his show for political reasons . Joe used to only really clown Eddie about the flat earth shit but now is a diffrent story.
    I got roid hogan in a standing fight
     
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    Eddie introduced Joe to the athletic benefits of Jah herb, his tolerance is inherently greater, thus he has the upper hand in multiple domains.
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    Hogan is a muslcebound brute whose chakra is way out of line, his striking would be inhibited by his swollen physique. B40EE23B-8C47-4A07-A684-EE0D0265CE0A.jpeg

    He spends his free time hanging out with degenerates and sexual predators. 62FC10FF-D135-4C1C-8917-08ADA1E547A4.jpeg

    While Edgy spends his days with the best of the best.
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    Bravo channels his alien ancestors and submits the stoned ape in the 1st.
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    Calm down. I said Bravo's opinion about Joe's spinning back kick not mine. Geez.
     
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    You can't be a true mma fan
     
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    Love Eddies BJJ

    Can't stand his retarded conspiracy talk.
     
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    Oh yeah. GSP is humoring him. That's why him and others repeat how strong his kick is over and over again. Their just being nice....lol

    That machine he kicked was just humoring him as well ;)
     
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    I think he did a show with Eddie last week.
     
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    Wow pretty impressive actually! He's gotten a lot better and he's legitimately explosive.
     
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    lmao @ an exhausted schaub saying "Jamie Hit it"

     
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    Rogan is on more PEDs than Russia + US + Dana white combined lol
     

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