Eddie Alvarez top notch post

She's 15? Great, 9 years down, 3 to go at most untill they can start having sex.
 
He got her Justin Bieber tickets and a fidget spinner for her anniversary gift.
 
Based on those sentences, Eddie is not a particularly bright guy.
What he means is he has been with her for 15 years, 9 of those are the marriage years.
He is 33yo now, so he got married at 24 yo & started dating her at 18 yo.
 
Based on those sentences, Eddie is not a particularly bright guy.
What he means is he has been with her for 15 years, 9 of those are the marriage years.
He is 33yo now, so he got married at 24 yo & started dating her at 18 yo.

his tweet suggests that he they got together when he was 15. So 18 years dating, 9 years married.
 
Ofc Sherdog would first think the worst meaning of it before the one that makes sense as soon as you think it is a fighter Alvarez tweeting

You need Jesus Sherdog

Maybe it is no surprise you hate Yoel Romero...
 
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but who's the guy in the picture and how is it relevant?

i'm thinking that's tc's reaction pic but the probably-white belt goof didn't realize to put reaction pics AFTER the fact. that's why they're called reaction pics not pre-emptive pics

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He dated the girl for 15 years. Married for 9, which means he married his girlfriend after 6 years.

It's sorta like the saying "I married my best friend".

He is just terrible at wording shit.
 
It means he married her when she was 6, she's now 15 and they've been married 9 years. Duh.
 
So he basically married his HS sweetheart.
Ok, but how much does she bench?
And is she an apocalyptic wife?
 
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