Dummy of the day: Man gets robbed of settlement $ by hookers

[EL CORINTHIAN]

Fact: 112% of sherdoggers would plow that girl on the right. 82% of them would finger her bunghole. And 66% of them would let her fart in their mouths.


Look at them thighs! I’d tongue her ass while she farted in my mouth. I bet she doesn’t shave often and is all fuzzy and smelly too. Good stuff.

I'll confirm the validity of this comment.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Let me try my hand at this haiku business...

Poor people making
Poor decisions staying poor
Lol, shaking my head

 

[Ty Flipside]

For a moment I thought the article meant this sort of settlement..

what with the big bucks in Twitch streaming and whatnot.

 

[SammyPops]

sup

go on ......

 

[BEER]

Also, if you're going to do a "Dummy of the Day" thread, you need to introduce us to a new dummy every day.

Or else the thread title is just fake news.