Dummy of the day: Man gets robbed of settlement $ by hookers

[Johnson]

Ok, let me clarify. I’ll let her fart in my mouth before i smell her bra and then go raw on her, genital warts and all. You pussies here probably take 3 showers after watching a PG-13 movie.

 

[DM1982]

Ok, let me clarify. I’ll let her fart in my mouth before i smell her bra and then go raw on her, genital warts and all. You pussies here probably take 3 showers after watching a PG-13 movie.

You're in a league of your own boy

 

[biscuitsbrah]

Can’t help but feel bad for that dude... and @Johnson

 

[kuromusha]

What idiot keeps 96k on them?

 

[RockstarChris]

@pcptornado hey man, whats up?

sup

 

[HIMBOB]

I'm nervous carrying more than a few grand.

Needs to move his family =going to be a great chat with the missus.

 

[BEER]

96k and he settled for bargain-bin hookers?

 

[Jesus X]

he could have flown himself to the bunny ranch and spent like a 1/10 th of that money and avoided being robbed. obviously a person like this guy doesn't make smart logical decisions.

 

[Jesus X]

$96k and you wind up with bottom of the barrel craigslist hookers?

lol the worried look on his face with him holding his head makes this even funnier.

 

[Jesus X]

for 10-12 k he could have flown himself to Germany or holland and gotten like 4 hookers

 

[Lovestorm]

Did this guy deserve the money?

If not then ololololololololololololololololololololololololz

 

[Jesus X]

"a pair of masked, gun-toting men — busted into the room, grabbed the overstuffed suitcase, and lit out, cops said."


lol something about a cartoony overstuffed brief case makes this more hilarious

 

[DragRacer]

Either it was a tiny suitcase, or he had the 96k in wrinkled 5$ bills.
96k in $100 bills will fit in the front pockets of your jeans.

"a pair of masked, gun-toting men — busted into the room, grabbed the overstuffed suitcase, and lit out, cops said."


lol something about a cartoony overstuffed brief case makes this more hilarious

 

[Jesus X]

Either it was a tiny suitcase, or he had the 96k in wrinkled 5$ bills.
96k in $100 bills will fit in the front pockets of your jeans.

lol a tiny overstuffed suit case would be really funny like a clown car.

 

[PrepareForGlory]

for 10-12 k he could have flown himself to Germany or holland and gotten like 4 hookers

10k? Na you can fly there and get 4 hookers for less than 2 grand. Flights are cheap these days.

Or he could have went to Thailand for a month and get a chick every night and not spend over 10k

This guy is an idiot, but it doesn't take a genius to see that.

 

[lowlife]

I bet he cashed out and was gonna bail on his family lol..he probably got exactly what he deserves..

 

[Jesus X]

I bet he cashed out and was gonna bail on his family lol..he probably got exactly what he deserves..

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[Kraysla]

Did he mean move his family over to the US? Now that would be a hilarious conversation to listen to. "Sorry mom, you can't come here. I lost all the dinero on dirty hookers...again."

 

[j123]

$96k and you wind up with bottom of the barrel craigslist hookers?

He just wanted to bang mang!

 

[Liquid Smoke]

Look at them thighs! I’d tongue her ass while she farted in my mouth. I bet she doesn’t shave often and is all fuzzy and smelly too. Good stuff.