Double legged a homeless lady

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  1. Lifeform Orange Belt

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    This homeless lady was trying to steal groceries when the guard caught her. He was holding her by the arm, she started screaming about the devil and then started spitting in his face. Then she started to try and kick him, maybe like 4-5 body kicks and spitting literally right in his eyes.

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    I was checking out with some earth grown nutrients and TROJAN XL condoms with people just walking straight past them ignoring this guard getting spat on and getting hit with bodykicks.

    Guards cant do shit as they will get sued for assault.

    THIS IS MY MOMENT..

    I walked up to them arguing and hit THE SICKEST LEVEL CHANGE IN HISTORY ON THIS BROKE BITCH!

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    I double legged her to the floor and then advanced to full mount, her guard was like butter to my ferocious white belt technique.

    She started screaming and crying but all the staff congratulated me and people even started taking pictures on their cellphones lol. The cops were called and a few mins before they arrived i ran off.

    A guy gave me respect outside and i said that it was all down to my years of posting on Sherdog and DDS jitz technique!

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    100% true story taking place in London UK - i dont just post on Sherdog i live it! If everyone did some good in the world it would be a better place.
     
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  2. loyalyolayal Gold Belt

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    <JerryWWF>
    You double-legged a homeless cretin.



    Enjoy your aids.

    <{Heymansnicker}>
     
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  3. ctrlaltdelete Purple Belt

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    Not bad. 7 / 10 would read again.
     
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    Gross. Go get STD screens bro
     
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    In London they would throw you in the slammer for just looking at the homeless wrong. You were smart to get out before those weird gun-less cannon fodder police came to arrest you.

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  7. cardkid Yellow Belt

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    You sure do lead an exciting life, I can't wait to read the next episode.
     
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    3/10. Karelin did greco where double legs are illegal
     
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    I would not call that cop 'gun-less'.

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    so much effort for such little lols.
     
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    Reminds of the story of the Sherbro that had a striking war against some tard' with a propeller cap
     
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    Seems like your old school taught you well. Maybe you should go back and give them another chance.
     
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    Not gonna lie, I laughed pretty hard at "sickest level change in history".
     
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    Fuckin' Mail Man just tried to deliver a bill to me...muthafuka didn't even know to keep both arms in or both arms out when I pulled full guard on him....FUCKIN' TRIANGLE CITY BRO
     
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    Did anyone compliment your side muscles?
     
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