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  1. Drain Bamage Green Belt

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    guy got killed by a little fucking 30 lb dog?

    I dont care what a 30lb dog eats, i will kick it so hard that something critical inside it is going to break
     
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  2. Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Not a pit bull
    Havent you heard they are unstoppable killing machines that come out of the womb fiending for the blood of small children with jaws stronger than nuclear bombs
    Doubt you can kick hard enough to stop even a 1 day old pit bull puppy
    Theyre more dangerous than North Korea!!!
     
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  3. KONG-D'SNT-TAP Yellow Card

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    At first i thought the report was gonna be that he partied and banged out a lot of other dogs.

    The real story is a lot less entertaining
     
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  4. GordoBarraBJJ Gold Belt

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    I have a friend who used to bounce - anyhow, some guy was getting rowdy in the bar started brawling and ko'ing people left and right..

    Friend kicked him the nuts and the guy kept coming forward took a bunch of guys to take him down. They found he was on cocaine.

    Jon jones


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    Lol

    Kinda feel bad for laughing but {<jordan}
     
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  6. ithinktheymad Black Belt

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    That's not a Pit bull Terrier. Different breed.
     
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  7. mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

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  8. mb23100 Red Belt

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    Some problems take care of themselves
     
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  9. mb23100 Red Belt

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    This. I have an 80lb german shepard and i cant imagine it killing me
     
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  10. Son of Jamin Make MMA Great Again

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    Sniffing crack cocaine < Sniffing butt cracks
     
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  11. Lethal_Striker Silver Belt

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    Well I guess the filmmaker got his point across that drugs really do kill people.
     
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    I remember my buddies dog ate a few grams of weed left on the side. He was a staffordshire terrier too. He was so stoned he couldn't even walk. It was like his hind legs were paralyzed dragging himself forward with his front ones. He was high as shit.
     
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  13. Secret Agent MANNY DIXON-DIÁZ

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    "We were supposed to be filming a documentary," the dog said tearfully, realizing what it had done.
     
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  15. Hearse Lightning Purple Belt

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    Until one day....
















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  16. Possum Jenkins Cultural Marxism Belt

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    Exactly.

    Dogs don't have the instinct to go for the throat like cats do. They just bite and hang on. And unless he's got a hold of your neck, you should probably be able to eventually find a knife or something sharp and stab the living shit out of him.
     
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  17. Secret Agent MANNY DIXON-DIÁZ

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    Exactly what a crackhead dog murderer would love you to believe, more like.
     
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  18. TheNinja Silver Belt

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    I guessing the fact that this dog is

    a. A type of breed usually owned by drug dealers or people looking to look "tought".
    b. Probably didn't do a lot of obedience training
    c. Was around crack

    made a bad combination for this dog's behavior.
     
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  19. John Wang Double Yellow Card

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    Damn that's crazy :(

    I guess you could say that the dog..
    Dominated his owner once he was on crack!!
     
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  20. GordoBarraBJJ Gold Belt

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    Anytime anyone, man or beast, is high as fuck I always think of old Uncle Elroy

     
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