Do you wear a belt (s)

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  • yes

    Votes: 65 95.6%
  • no

    Votes: 3 4.4%

  • Total voters
    68
i wear a duty belt, if that counts
 
Malls are nothing, Clippy. Wanna see some weird stuff? Spend a few days at cheap motels. Not ghetto motels, but cheapish kind of motels. I have seen some stuff, brother. Not even joking.
 
I wear my UFC black belt out everywhere I go so that everyone knows I am a master at training UFC and NTBFW (not to be fucked with).
 
I wear multiple belts. At once. And they carry bullets.

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See?
 
I wear my belt during sex.

Undefeated and undisputed.
 
Belt buckles are typically lame as fuck, but as a teenager I had a pretty gnarly one. It had two six shooters on it, and the chambers actually spun hah.

I wear a belt pretty much every day, but I'm thinking of switching it up to suspenders. I have my wallet and phone in my pants, so I'm constantly weighed down and re-adjusting, even when belted. My waist has gotten smaller, so none of my suit pants fit any more :O

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With your luck Clippy, you should wear a belt and suspenders.
 
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