Do you ask women how much they weigh? I do

[Seaside]

There reaction is always awesome

 

[PoundForPound]

"Then they throw themselves onto me"

-Seaside

 

[Organic Damage]

Just ask if you should bring a lever or a forklift to the bedroom.

 

[steve38]

Never...that's not proper social etiquette. I usually just mistakenly assume they are pregnant.

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

i downloaded that beeping sound trucks make when they back up and I use it frequently

 

[cmw43]

Great stories, excellent thread.

 

[LatFlare]

TS is probably too busy getting laid to actually tell us a story

 

[Horse Style]

In the words of our own @pcptornado (who's probably jacking off somewhere)...

Shit thread, shit poster

 

[Darth_Inv1ctu5]

I just give 'em a weigh

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

 

[Uptown Swinger]

I don't ask them because women usually lie about their weight.

Instead I ask if I can weigh them myself.

 

[ithinktheymad]

No. I just check that the proportions are to my liking.

Are you as amused if they ask how large your penis is?

 

[Treeloy]

One time a girl told me she weighed 105. I called bullshit, threw a scale on the floor and made her get on it in front of everyone. She was 135

 

[MuyThaiTom]

*their

 

[D Train]

One time a girl told me she weighed 105. I called bullshit, threw a scale on the floor and made her get on it infront of everyone. She was 135

Why would you that though? No one believed she was 105. Why embarrass her?

 

[Treeloy]

Why would you that though? No one believed she was 105. Why embarrass her?

I dont know, it was fun. She was a good sport about it. She was 5'10 so 135 wasnt a lot anyway, she wasnt fat.

 

[Uptown Swinger]

Are you as amused if they ask how large your penis is?

YES

 

[ithinktheymad]

YES

 

[WandySaku2]

Only if they are thin or tiny

 

[MMA since 1993]

One time a girl told me she weighed 105. I called bullshit, threw a scale on the floor and made her get on it infront of everyone. She was 135

I bet you still hit didn't you?