Do rhymes for tonight's fight

[chelskiing]

Khabib Nurmagomedov
rips his opponents' nuts off
the Dagestani rat
took McGregor to the mat
"that's for your friend Artem Lobov"

 

[vilainboy]

Yesterday Khabib looked shook
Scared of a smack of that left hook

Tonight is ending with a boom
Ali Abdelaziz is in the room

Conor McGregor - Khabib Nurmagomedov
1st round, KO, straight left, head clean off

Proper 12 whiskey sippin’, fine Cuban cigar puffin’
Tonight I might even eat Aspen Ladd’s muffin

 

[in the liver]

my man tyron is gonna rap this for me, since i'm white he's gonna do it over "on our own" from the ghostbusters 2 soundtrack


Corn nuts
Corn to the core
Corn-er Mcgregor
is an attention whore
He's gonna get smeshed
Just like the Strabanimal
Felice Herrig
Is his power animal

Herrig and Conor
Need to be an item
Give their location
And khabib'll go fight them
Stringy and old
And jacked to the tits
Stinking up weighins
With their swollen clits

This is verse 3
I guess that'll do
Conor gassed out
at the start of verse 2
I'm just getting started
But conor is done
And Dee cries at home
Bearing Artem's son

 

[TP4iR]

Felice Herrig, lookin like a man in a wig
But damn dat ass frig my nig
Back dat trailer up and jack knife a rig

 

[Dankoz]

Khabib gameplan will be takedown spam, which doesn't help when big left lands.

 

[Shadowthrone]

Khabib dies while I eat fries
Khabib dies while I eat fries
Khabib dies while I eat fries

There Khabib lies he couldn't take the power
The rat got caught by the cat
His final hour

 

[MarkHematominick]

He might be a goner,
But I'm rootin for Conor,
and if you can't cum inside her,
then fuck it, cum On her.

 

[Haddenlost]

His networth is well over ten millon
Yet he trains wrestling with some wankster named Dillon,
All the SBG scrubs have helped him to prepare,
Sorry Conor, but you're about to get mauled by a bear,
But now there is not much that could be done,
Sorry Dana, but Khabib will smash your son.

 

[bangalangin]

Fuck Russians and Muslims with their dirty weapons
Conor gets the job done in under 13 seconds
We learned a lesson when Beeb got stunned by Johnson
He's gonna get fucked so bad I hope he's brung a condom
The only way khabib stays conscious is speed running
That left from McGregor will never be seen coming
The ones you don't see are the punches that cause KO's
The only way Conor's getting fucked is afterwards: hookers and raw yayo

 

[Kraken]

Couldn't find a rhyme for 'puberty' so I gave up.

Attempt #2

As much as I'm sure these fights will be great,
I'm just impressed everybody made weight.

 

[TheShadow]

There once was a man named Connor,
who fights for glory and Ireland's honor,
but tonight he runs into a bear
so he better say a prayer
even his huggers know he's a goner