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This is a remarkable development. Someone call CM Punk immediately and inform him all hope of success isn't lost. Tell him Duke Roufus is now surplus to requirements as apparently you don't need to know a damn thing about striking, wrestling or jiu jitsu to beat #6 ranked Nate Diaz. Apparently you can simply run and an elite fighter will have no answer to it.
"But he has octagon nous and will cut you off" I hear you say... Not so! - "I can't possibly hope to avoid being trapped by a veteran fighter at some point" I hear you say... Wrong! It really is that simple folks.
So sign right up and pound the road for a few weeks and victory is assured. For not even a triathlon athlete can hope to catch you. Who knew it was that easy?
Usain Bolt come and claim the LHW title that is rightfully yours, without breaking a sweat.
"But he has octagon nous and will cut you off" I hear you say... Not so! - "I can't possibly hope to avoid being trapped by a veteran fighter at some point" I hear you say... Wrong! It really is that simple folks.
So sign right up and pound the road for a few weeks and victory is assured. For not even a triathlon athlete can hope to catch you. Who knew it was that easy?
Usain Bolt come and claim the LHW title that is rightfully yours, without breaking a sweat.