Did I just cheat on my wife?

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by EndlessCritic, Jul 17, 2017.

  1. Fawlty

    Fawlty radical centrist

    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2015
    Messages:
    21,039
    Likes Received:
    37,531
    Location:
    The CK Creamery
    Don't listen to the really super boring warnings itt. Do it, and fuck up your life very thoroughly in the process, and then tell us about it. Your fetishes are completely uninteresting, but the destruction of your marriage could be fun for us.
     
    TheGZA, Mike, Kframe and 11 others like this.
  2. Gutter Chris

    Gutter Chris Red Belt

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2016
    Messages:
    7,671
    Likes Received:
    23,033
    Location:
    Detroit
    I would say its a necessary evil but people always take things to the extreme it can be addictive and it can cause problems.

    Most men i would say are going to have a higher drive than their mate and its probably better to blow off some steam on the internet than to go out and get yourself into trouble like TS here.

    Im a man dude my desire to fuck every woman I encounter didnt just vanish because I said the words it just means that I now dont have the freedom and have to hold myself in check . A few minutes of pleasure seems to me a really silly thing to risk a lifetime of partnership over.
     
    TheNinja likes this.
  3. CrimsonFan

    CrimsonFan Silver Belt

    Joined:
    May 1, 2009
    Messages:
    14,417
    Likes Received:
    10,215
    Location:
    Austin, TX
    Haven't studies shown a very large percent of married women look at porn too?


    I'm not saying women don't start fights about porn. They do.. They also will start fights over anything. Those same upset married women are going to town on themselves watching whatever gets then off. Guaranteed
     
  4. Gutter Chris

    Gutter Chris Red Belt

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2016
    Messages:
    7,671
    Likes Received:
    23,033
    Location:
    Detroit
    Thats a homerun dude Im legit cracking up at this post
     
    Mike and Fawlty like this.
  5. ripskater

    ripskater Steel Belt Banned

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2011
    Messages:
    34,402
    Likes Received:
    30,333
    I don't think it's necessary. But that's my opinion. And like you indicated, there's a lot of dudes with porn problems today.

    I agree there are degrees of cheating. There's lust of the mind which has more minimal consequences than adultery which is pretty much the death of your marriage in most cases.

    I hear you. We're men and we've got testosterone pumping through our veins. But, we gotta keep some things in check as men. One of them is self control, and knowing what tends to get us in trouble. So avoid it in the first place.
     
  6. IIIIIIII

    IIIIIIII Titanium Belt

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2006
    Messages:
    35,834
    Likes Received:
    8,264
    in a way, it is. it wasn't anything physical, but that's basically having phone sex.
     
  7. ripskater

    ripskater Steel Belt Banned

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2011
    Messages:
    34,402
    Likes Received:
    30,333
    Like a majority of women watch porn? I've never heard that.


    I think that's mostly men. From what I've heard.
     
  8. CrimsonFan

    CrimsonFan Silver Belt

    Joined:
    May 1, 2009
    Messages:
    14,417
    Likes Received:
    10,215
    Location:
    Austin, TX
    A quick Google search showed me a new York Times article saying 1 in 3 women watch porn atleast once a week.


    You seem sorta naive here
     
  9. Losfer Words

    Losfer Words Purple Belt

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2013
    Messages:
    2,196
    Likes Received:
    2,914
  10. ripskater

    ripskater Steel Belt Banned

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2011
    Messages:
    34,402
    Likes Received:
    30,333
    I can't see that being true.

    I should have said "wives or married women" in my last post. That is what I meant. That's what we've been talking about.

    The new generation of young women 18-28, who knows they may be getting porn addicted too. I don't know.

    But I doubt many married women are watching a porn on the regular.
     
    Bob Gray likes this.
  11. CrimsonFan

    CrimsonFan Silver Belt

    Joined:
    May 1, 2009
    Messages:
    14,417
    Likes Received:
    10,215
    Location:
    Austin, TX
    The younger generation... I would say is daily higher in women. Women watch porn and masturbate too man. Lots of them. Married, single, gay..

    Every girlfriend I've ever had did... times have changed
     
    Mike likes this.
  12. boingyman

    boingyman Purple Belt

    Joined:
    Nov 20, 2006
    Messages:
    1,987
    Likes Received:
    1,553
    As a man you have two options. You stop that bullshit (and discuss how you feel with your wife) or you get a divorce. Stop being a pussy.
     
  13. Eazy123

    Eazy123 Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Dec 25, 2015
    Messages:
    4,817
    Likes Received:
    7,419
    Talking about putting gerbils in your butt over lunch isn't cheating but I doubt the wife would approve
     
    Mike, Tuf_guy, Nesk and 3 others like this.
  14. RhinoRush

    RhinoRush Company Veteran Double Yellow Card Yellow Card Banned

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2016
    Messages:
    4,787
    Likes Received:
    5,728
    Honestly women are much worse than men when it comes to this shit. So if you're already at the point of meeting wierdos off the internet, she's probably already cheating. if you aren't sexually compatible, firstly, why did you get married? And secondly she probably feels just as unfulfilled as you do and while men are vilified for seeking sexual gratification outside the marriage, women are encouraged by our modern society.
     
    Mike likes this.
  15. Orgasmo

    Orgasmo Red Belt

    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2013
    Messages:
    8,473
    Likes Received:
    9,541
    Location:
    Vancouver, BC, Canada
    You paid but got no action? You probably half ass it with your wife same way you half assed your cheating attempt.
     
    superking and Nesk like this.
  16. I Am Legion

    I Am Legion Black Belt

    Joined:
    Jun 11, 2013
    Messages:
    6,465
    Likes Received:
    6,983
    It's not cheating but it's dishonest and a betrayal of sorts. You discussed intimate desires. BUT.....your wife does not let you do his with her so you have no choice. Keep em happy at home or they will roam.
     
  17. AgonyandIrony

    AgonyandIrony Gold Belt

    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2009
    Messages:
    15,831
    Likes Received:
    8,883
    Ive watched porn with so many women. And most women I talk to are into porn themselves.

    It's a new era homie.
     
  18. ripskater

    ripskater Steel Belt Banned

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2011
    Messages:
    34,402
    Likes Received:
    30,333
    I believe you but,
    We are talking about married women. Not the girls sleeping around for 1 night stands.
     
  19. AgonyandIrony

    AgonyandIrony Gold Belt

    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2009
    Messages:
    15,831
    Likes Received:
    8,883
    Hey now.... I've had one night stands with married women before.
     
  20. koolinkunming

    koolinkunming Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Jul 31, 2006
    Messages:
    11,338
    Likes Received:
    8,050
    Location:
    Kelowna, BC
    Lol mine watches with me and sends me vids she thinks I'd like.
     

Share This Page