Describe Your Fellow Mayberry Posters

[Cheese]

Describe the poster by the thread they make.

Like I see Clippy as some that just post random shit, some good and some wierd. I see tidwell trys to post edgy threads that pit people against and WoW try to post race bait war room thread mostly but how do yall see people.

I know I post some of worldstar shit and I own that.

 

[JosephDredd]

I'm a high-minded sort who doesn't brook any nonsense.

 

[JosephDredd]

@Clippy is pioneering a form of charismatic rambling

 

[JosephDredd]

@TidWell seems like a kid being raised on the internet gravitating to the alt right

 

[JosephDredd]

@Alphaboy seems to find topics that almost everyone has an opinion on. Asks interesting questions.

 

[loyalyolayal]

I see blue namers, I see red.


{<Mcgoat}

 

[SammyPops]

@Zer is basically Mr. Fuji with a tranny fetish

@Sam Merlotte is that cool older brother who would hook you up with a 6 pack and let you sniff his gf's panties, but put the kibosh on you when your friends wanted to try acid.

 

[JosephDredd]

@andnowweknow posts fantastic information on historical threads. He's deep into Egyptology.

@Agent Mulder's Hair posts some really interesting stuff. If I'm thinking of the right username referencing Mulder, that is.

 

[SammyPops]

@Dragonlordxxxxx is like 50 years old and used to be super cool, but then something happened, like maybe he got buttraped, and he's turned inward, focusing all his once epicniess to movies and tv shows and stuff. He still has enough cool left to maybe, just maybe rebound and live a good life.

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

@Dragonlordxxxxx is like 50 years old and used to be super cool, but then something happened, like maybe he got buttraped, and he's turned inward, focusing all his once epicniess to movies and tv shows and stuff. He still has enough cool left to maybe, just maybe rebound and live a good life.

It's all I know him for and to me, hes Fonzi.

 

[Alphaboy]

@Alphaboy seems to find topics that almost everyone has an opinion on. Asks interesting questions.

Thanks man.

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

@Medulla Omoplata is that homeless guy you'd see laying on the sidewalk in front of a grocery store with a slice of bologna covering his face with a hole cut in the part over his mouth.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

@Medulla Omoplata is that homeless guy you'd see laying on the sidewalk in front of a grocery store with a slice of bologna covering his face with a hole cut in the part over his mouth.

Oddly specific

 

[Treeloy]

Pretty sure @Horse Style looks like this

Always angry and smoking cigarettes and drinking cheap whiskey

 

[Horse Style]

Pretty sure @Horse Style looks like this

Always angry and smoking cigarettes and drinking cheap whiskey

Making fun of people doesn't mean I'm angry. It's something most guys do for a laugh.

I know you don't know this since you don't have many friends as a socially inept, frustrated neckbeard

Your history of emotional, sensitive posting tells everyone all they need to know, sweetie

 

[sleepwalk]

@Mike is an introspective kind of guy, if a bit morose at times. A bag of tacos, a tall boy of cheap domestic, and sitting on a bench to people watch would probably do him some good.

@nhbbear is the Dr Cox of his department: loves his people but despises their shortcomings as it reminds him that none of them are perfect and neither is the world they serve.

@shadow_priest_x is a right and true country boy but cultured, inquisitive, and unconflicted.

@frenzy is looking for a fella who looks like Jesus and shags like a depraved heathen. Must be a Premier League fan.

 

[Treeloy]

Making fun of people doesn't mean I'm angry. It's something most guys do for a laugh.

I know you don't know this since you don't have many friends as a socially inept, frustrated neckbeard

Your history of emotional, sensitive posting tells everyone all they need to know, sweetie

It is something most guys do for a laugh, but not you. Your insults are very mean spirited. Ive seen you really attack and put people down. Im not some sjw but I when I see you talking down to people everyday it gets old. Thats why I called you out on it.

Maybe to you its funny, but to everyone else youre just a prick

 

[Horse Style]

@Pugilistic is a ladykiller who doesn't take himself too seriously but he's tired of being a womanizer so he's trying to fight nature and become a "nice guy" to women and he's using the threads he posts here to keep track of this attempted transition.

@Doughbelly is a tranny

 

[Horse Style]

It is something most guys do for a laugh, but not you. Your insults are very mean spirited. Ive seen you really attack and put people down. Im not some sjw but I when I see you talking down to people everyday it gets old. Thats why I called you out on it.

Maybe to you its funny, but to everyone else youre just a prick

You sound very frustrated and neckbeardy

 

[SammyPops]

@Uptown Swinger is apparently a career criminal.