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Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Arkridge, Mar 20, 2017.
i would injure myself in training and pull out
Give me a knife or a shotgun and then we talk...other than that, I'd stand no chance against a chimp.
Blow would bounce off his cranium and then he'd screw you in the bum with the bat. Their skulls are denser than humans . You'd be dead . Hell, there's videos of fools hitting pit bulls in the head with pipes and bats with little effect.
I would sooner fight a mountain lion than a chimp. There is some serious underestimating of chimp strength going on ITT.
Seriously? I think a chimp would kill the fuck out of me but I think a mountain lion would kill the fuck out of me even faster.
There you go.
Low blow -----> Figure 4 -------> I win.
I'd go for a fake overhand into a double leg
Take the chimps back and sink in the a rear naked
Depends... are these the same chimps from Ape Escape?
A human's best weapon is his brain. So I'd outsmart the chimp.
The chimp has no reason to fight me, so I'd make friends with the chimp. I'd pick the lice out of his back, teach him sign language, etc. Then when he's asleep I'd bash his skull with the bat.
Didn't that one chimp rip that ladie's face off??? Do I get a choice of a weapon or just fistacuffs?
Read the OP. Jesus. Lol. You get a youth sized aluminum baseball bat.
LOL that story's pretty funny. He's the head chimp now. I wonder how old that chimp was? He kinda makes it sound like it was a pretty small one.
That's the scary part, a small chimp had a competetive fight against a grown man who was above average strong. Full grown chimp would fuck everyone's shit up.
i guess it all depends.
can a good swing of an aluminum bat that makes flush contact on the chimp's face/nose area enough to knock it out (or force the flee instinct to kick in) ?
not sure if any studies have been done on that.
Do I get time to prep with steroids and UFC training?
At least eat sum fresh shellfish to boost T-levels?
Who are you Rick Flair?
I would throw it a banana filled with xanax
That fucker will chew off your face and balls unless if you have some watermelon as bait.
What if it was a female chimp?