Darkseid is a b*tch

Who wins in a KFC parking lot street fight


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Thanos

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That's right. I keep seeing you worthless nutsack lesions casually saying Darksied could defeat me in a duel.

First of all Darkseid isn't from Apokolips like he claims, he's from somewhere else, somewhere much more homo. He likes to use that fancy pronunciation of his name sounding like Dark Side. Listen you say his name as darkseed, wtf does that even mean?

Remember when I beat the shit outa Eternity? you really think that pink zig zag shit he likes to call the omega beam or laser or taser or phaser, is gonna take out an eternal, masslesss, entity like Eternity. Shit I heard his ho ass was choked out by Superman CONSISTENTLY. Superman, Clark Kent, the orphan with no formal training in combat, spanks darkseed's anus anytime he gets the itch.

Well to settle this once and for all, I have clear photographic evidence of me totally decimating bitch boy while he's on his back steaming from the eyes. 132db4f08cc4f180164496f2a1515135.jpg

as you can see, no infinity gauntlet on my hand. Yep show me the gems, there are none, don't speculate, no gauntlet, shut your mouth. The guy tapped faster than Sonnen tapped against that one guy Chuck Liddell head kicked in the nose that one time, use fight finder.

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what about the Hulk too, pffttttf. Mindless brawler can't even defend the rape choke.

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and never forget, respect it.

I sit all fuckin day bc nobody can challenge me. Blow it out your ass
 
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This is the quality content I expect when I come to Sherdog.
 
You're both bitches, bitch boy
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"I am many things Kal-El. But here, I am God."

- Darkseid

Darkseid would take the infinity gauntlet and stick it up your rudy-poo-candy-@$$!


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Man you're about to lose to the Guardians of The Galaxy...and one of the characters is a talking raccoon
 
...and I'm the HulkonViagra...I'd pound that ass into oblivion
 
Thanos wins via appearing in a movie that people actually enjoy...:)
 
The Spectre can probably kill you Thanos



As explained by this flamboyant british dude.
 
@Thanos

The thing is, both you and Darkseid have been defeated many times. Yet characters like Beyonder, Phantom Stranger, and guys like that have never been.

How come you never fought Dormammu, or Mephisto, or Surtur, or Abraxas? How do you know you the toughest most baddest in your own comic book?
 
Lol Apokalips. Is that the Eazy E school for people who dun red gud way of spelling it?
 
@Thanos

The thing is, both you and Darkseid have been defeated many times. Yet characters like Beyonder, Phantom Stranger, and guys like that have never been.

How come you never fought Dormammu, or Mephisto, or Surtur, or Abraxas? How do you know you the toughest most baddest in your own comic book?

lmao Mephisto vapes cock, why would I waste my time?
 
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