Daniel Cormier once had an afro, and birds tried nesting in it

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    Ahead of arguably the biggest fight of the year, UFC champion Daniel Cormier had a major media appearance, on "Conan".

    Cormier said he was riding his bike – before his current male-pattern baldness set in – and letting the breeze blow through his beautiful afro. But then two birds left the power line and went after him.

    “They were like nesting my hair,” Cormier said.

    While he was on the bike?

    “Well, temporarily on a bike,” he said with a laugh. “Because I turned quick and fell. This is the college wrestler, an All-American, on the ground and picking up his books while these two birds – they’re fearless. They’re right behind my hair. And they’re trying to nest my afro.”


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    Were they chickens? That would explain something.
     
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    No bullshit, I had that happen in 90s when I had a high top fade
     
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    That's super freaky!
     
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    Believe it or not Daniel Cormier once tried a vegan burger. Needless to say he didn't like it.
     
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    and irresistible to birds... actual birds, and not the English slang for women

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    Birds dont give a fuck.

    I used to work overnights some years back, and was driving my truck home around 2 AM. I was sitting at a stoplight and this damn bird flew into the passenger window and landed on the seat like a fucking boss.

    It scared the everloving shit out of me, and I opened my door and tripped and fell out on the pavement.

    The bird casually hopped towards the open door and flew out, presumably laughing at me.

    Fuck birds.
     
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    Seagulls are the worst, they dive bomb and poop on you deliberately, and snatches food right out of your hand.

    Btw, maybe if there will be Lesnar vs Cormier, the poster will finally have enough birds...
     
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    Prolly the same damned two birds....
     
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    Or your hair!
     
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