crawfish and anus bleeding

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  1. Pinyin

    Pinyin Green Belt

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    sounds like you burned a hole in your stomach lining. pretty dangerous.
     
  2. NoGoodNamesLeft

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    i thought i was shitting blood once, but forgot i ate a bg of beet chips the day before. that was one embarrassing emergency room visit.
     
  3. TheHawtness

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    You're supposed to make sure they're dead before you stick them up there.
     
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    tasticles Red Belt

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    I probably did. It was horrible. I almost went to the hospital. I didn't mean to order them. I thought I was only getting buffalo wings but hate waste. That was a bad decision
     
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    I had a mixed salad a few weeks ago with chunks of beets. I thought I had bloodarrhea, but made the connection shortly after. phew.
     
  6. Contempt

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    Pretty sure that it's getting pounded from behind by your boyfriend that's causing the bleeding, not the crawfish.
     
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    Yeah........I'm sure that's why your bunghole is bleeding.

    <YeahOKJen>
     
  8. deadshot138

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    Chick fil a made my ass bleed recently. The chicken Was so dry it made my turds so desiccated and hard that it felt like I shit out a hand grenade.
     
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