Cortana is Here

[Cheese]

The world needs this. I want one that speaks english.



Straight out of Halo

 

[Seriously-Dead]

The future is here and it's sadder and more pathetic than expected.

 

[Mr. Perfect]

Does it make coffee? It looks like it makes coffee...

 

[Zer]

I wanna jack off in front of it just to see what it says

 

[Fadetoblack918]

I want one

 

[drstrangelov]

The future is here and it's sadder and more pathetic than expected.

Way to exceed expectations

 

[Graves The Elder]

can you get one with a naked chick inside?
is so, want

 

[neverwas]

thats more than a bit disturbing.

 

[neverwas]

and it didn't take long for the conversation to sink to its normal low standards. I'm looking at you graverobber and zer.

 

[Deleted member 220895]

Thats sad.... that the voice sounds like that. I need more options if I'm going to fall in love with a girl made of light.

 

[j123]

First thing I'm gonna ask is:

"Cortana, send me nudes so I can determine proper question"

 

[HARRISON_3]

I wanna jack off in front of it just to see what it says

Spoiler

The world needs this. I want one that speaks english.

 

[dc007]

So it's like any other annoying girlfriend but you can't fuck it? No thanks...

 

[Peteyandjia]

 

[HARRISON_3]

Also, why did "she" want him to come home early from work?

Do those things get horny, too?

 

[The Diplomat]

That's creepy.

 

[j123]

I wanna jack off in front of it just to see what it says

 

[jefferz]

If you take the creepy part out, it's pretty cool. Not worth $2500 though.

So it's like any other annoying girlfriend but you can't fuck it? No thanks...

I'm sure someone will figure out how to integrate a flesh light or sex robot.

 

[dadams]

Would

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Wow. How long before a Japanese guy marries one?