Conor McGregor just walked into the bar I am at!!

See if you can bait him near your table with a line of snow. After which you can ask for an autograph and selfie.
 
Call him an irish f.aggot.

Don't worry, you'll be fine. We know he never defends anything.
 
Who goes to a bar at 9:30 am? Calling BS. Time zones are funny. You must be in jolly old Europe. Where it is not the morning.
 
Go up to him, spit in his face and say "you'll do fookin nuttin"
 
Wow, so exciting!!!

Like, oh my God!!!


Are you going to tell your friends at school? Show them pics at recess!

You celebrity worshipping homos are weird. Oh wow! Drool, another dude!
 
Just don't take the bus home and you will be fine.
 
That can't be true, he's sitting right next to me right now. I'm at the airport.
I actually am at an airport. Been waiting for BJ Penn for HOURS now.

(But for serious, I am at an airport)
 
This is gonna be another one of threads where it transpires that TS is the only person in the world without a camera on his phone
 
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