Conor and his stupid whiskey

Not a Conor fan but I even went and checked fora bottle the other night. McG's a douche but as a damn near lifelong MMA fan it's cool to see some of these guys branch out into other shit instead of just becoming washed up has-beens after their 5 year primes. If you're buying pisswater jack daniels the PBR of whiskey then a bottle of McSwill can't be that bad. I'd mix it with some coke and watch the fights as a fan of the sport.


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You sound drunk
So I went to the liquor store earlier tonight (as usual, because I'm an alcoholic) to buy some beer and grab a bottle of his shitty whiskey but the liquor store did not have it in stock, and when I asked the manager he said he'd never heard of it. So I bought a bottle of Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey instead (because I'm a raging alcoholic).

My question is to the Shergods: where exactly is this bottled horse piss distributed to and is there any kind of "store locator" for this swill or do I just keep calling liquor stores to no avail?

Is it possible that Proper 12 is just a placebo product like Manpons?

Look at this fucking charlatan:

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How many of you have actually tasted this poison yet?
I'm annoyed when a product is shamelessly promoted on name recognition only. Its a bit different if he had a history with fine products in this genre in the past. In that scenario, name recognition means something. But Conor is just a fighter. Don't say, "buy my whiskey because I'm me". Give me something. Tell me about the what sets your whiskey apart from the others; something unique about the process or the ingredients. It annoys me more that the sheep dutifully march right out and buy it.
 
So I went to the liquor store earlier tonight (as usual, because I'm an alcoholic) to buy some beer and grab a bottle of his shitty whiskey but the liquor store did not have it in stock, and when I asked the manager he said he'd never heard of it. So I bought a bottle of Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey instead (because I'm a raging alcoholic).

My question is to the Shergods: where exactly is this bottled horse piss distributed to and is there any kind of "store locator" for this swill or do I just keep calling liquor stores to no avail?

Is it possible that Proper 12 is just a placebo product like Manpons?

Look at this fucking charlatan:

Conor-McGregor%E2%80%99s-Proper-No-Twelve-whiskey-is-selling-so-fast-in-Tesco-Ireland-stores-that-customers-can-only-buy-two-bottles-at-a-time.jpg


How many of you have actually tasted this poison yet?


You dodged a bullet.

Conor's whiskey is piss.
 
I'm annoyed when a product is shamelessly promoted on name recognition only. Its a bit different if he had a history with fine products in this genre in the past. In that scenario, name recognition means something. But Conor is just a fighter. Don't say, "buy my whiskey because I'm me". Give me something. Tell me about the what sets your whiskey apart from the others; something unique about the process or the ingredients. It annoys me more that the sheep dutifully march right out and buy it.

Reminds me of Trump and his shitty steaks:

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and his shitty airline:

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and his shitty casinos:

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The marketing dept needs to work on that label it just looks cheap somehow. looks are everything. They also need to feature Conor around faberge eggs bentleys stuff like that.
 
The fact they hide it in a green bottle so you cant see its fake caramel color is another clue to it's shittyness. At least American Bourbons, have to meet a standard in aging and process.

JD > Proper 12
 
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Besides Op, if you're going to be an alcoholic, mitigate the liver damage by drinking clean. Vodka and soda. Not tonic but soda. And do semi-regular cleanses involving milk thistle. In a matter of weeks/months the liver can completely heal an regenerate itself, given the opportunity.

There is nothing wrong with being a drunk. Let me give you some advice, bastard. Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armour and it can never be used to hurt you ;)
 
I've been to 3 liquor stores this week, as I'm also a raging alcoholic, and looked for Proper 12. Not sure if I would've bought it for the novelty, but I haven't seen it carried anywhere. It's pretty new though, might take a few months of sales before anyone starts stocking it.
 
You sound like a fanboy who's desperate not to get caught out.

His 'stupid whiskey' is currently on sale in Tesco stores in the Republic of Ireland.
Tesco? That company that tried to expand to the US with Fresh and Easy then failed?
Once it comes to the US I might give it a try just because it’s Conor.
Does Tesco have more stores in the US?
 
You have a lot of negative opinions on a product you have yet to try. That's weird.
 
First we need a pic of you TS
 
So I went to the liquor store earlier tonight (as usual, because I'm an alcoholic) to buy some beer and grab a bottle of his shitty whiskey but the liquor store did not have it in stock, and when I asked the manager he said he'd never heard of it. So I bought a bottle of Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey instead (because I'm a raging alcoholic).

My question is to the Shergods: where exactly is this bottled horse piss distributed to and is there any kind of "store locator" for this swill or do I just keep calling liquor stores to no avail?

Is it possible that Proper 12 is just a placebo product like Manpons?

Look at this fucking charlatan:

Conor-McGregor%E2%80%99s-Proper-No-Twelve-whiskey-is-selling-so-fast-in-Tesco-Ireland-stores-that-customers-can-only-buy-two-bottles-at-a-time.jpg


How many of you have actually tasted this poison yet?
If you’re looking for some new shit, you must try a bottle of Peg Leg burboun out of Nashville. Theres a company out of NY that ships it. Holy fuck, it’s good. The owner actually has a peg leg btw.
 
Why thank you sir!
I must say I am very fond of it.
It makes me smile every time I post.
Makes me smile every time I see it. :3
 
Considering I don't know where you are from, I'd start with a website I found. It's called Google. (Www.google.com)
On a serious note - As you search for things Google will try to predict. I typed "Where to buy" and Google predicted
- stamps
- cbd oil
- proper 12 whiskey
Try it yourself Sherdogers!
Recap:
1. Go to www.google.com
2. Search for "Where to buy"
3. Notice as Google tries to predict
4. Post to this thread with your results
 
I just think it's funny that everybody from the US are shitting on Proper 12, but are all drinking Jack Daniels. I don't know how Proper 12 tastes and it might be shit, but Jack Daniels might be the worst of all. I thought JD was only bought by 21 year old "jocks" because they think the bottle looks cool, but it seems I was wrong.
 

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