Colby posts a new video addressing his virgin haters

I'm sure I'm not the only one who notices how awkward and forced this schtick is. The only thing that seems to flow naturally is his dislike for other countries.

EDIT: And calling the cops.
 
notori0us1 said:
There is nothing more cucked and beta than fapping to a video of another man fucking a girl.
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I go further, I don't even go to the moveis or watch Netflix anymore. How fkn beta and cuck would I need to be to see some hollywood geek PRETENDING to be the hero that I AM??!?

All this vicarious bs. I AM the fucking man - not THEM!

I'm with you homie.

Unless they're fucking hot chicks I'd like to be fucking at that particular moment - then I'll watch. And "fap".

But fuck Hollywood movies tho!
 
dmwalking said:
I'm sure I'm not the only one who notices how awkward and forced this schtick is. The only thing that seems to flow naturally is his dislike for other countries.

EDIT: And calling the cops.
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I think he made this one to prove to his "virgin" friends that his hands are not virgin hover hands and that he CAN find someone willing to let him pay to touch her ass.

And I truly think this is him at his most desperate and pathetic. He specifically slapped because of his reputation as Hover Hands. It's really pretty sad.

I wonder if he's always been this socially awkward? Might get him some fans who can relate, maybe?
 
He's just using this as an excuse to hire porn stars, because otherwise it would be more pathetic.
 
I know virgins who never lied about having a 3 way with pornstars....
 
Damn son, don’t you have anything interesting to say. Colby’s been stuck on repeat for about a year now. Get some new material.
 
boxingskills said:
It didn't look like that from my vantage point. She looked like she couldn't keep her hands off of Colby.
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Couldn't keep her hands off him? Looks like she jumped on him exactly as scripted, and said exactly what she was told and paid to do.
 
Lmao, you using the word GENUINE to describe Cringington!!!


That must have also been a seriously lengthy, friendly, and "deep" poker game for you to feel so confident That you know a man well after playing 1 card game with him that is based on DECEPTION of all things. I haven't used it in awhile although I used to spam it.......wait for it.....{<redford}{<redford}{<redford}{<redford}
 
Pugilism said:
Lmao, you using the word GENUINE to describe Cringington!!!


That must have also been a seriously lengthy, friendly, and "deep" poker game for you to feel so confident That you know a man well after playing 1 card game with him that is based on DECEPTION of all things. I haven't used it in awhile although I used to spam it.......wait for it.....{<redford}{<redford}{<redford}{<redford}
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Hey idiot. Are you talking to me?
When did I say I only played one game? He’s a local in CA who plays a lot.

Lol at you and your virgin ways.
Nerdbash is coming. Be ready.
 
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