Colby posts a new video addressing his virgin haters

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  1. TidWell

    TidWell Silver Belt

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    Colby shouldnt bash his audience, most of the guys who look up to him are porn worshipping virgins like himself, way to lose his primary fanbase
     
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  2. EmEmEh?

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    Haha...yeah, I'm TOTALLY mad that you make yourself look like Colby's gay lover on Social Media. It absolutely infuriates me.
     
  3. Njmma209

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  4. dmwalking

    dmwalking Sapateiro Belt

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    I'm sure I'm not the only one who notices how awkward and forced this schtick is. The only thing that seems to flow naturally is his dislike for other countries.

    EDIT: And calling the cops.
     
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  6. mudrubble

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    I go further, I don't even go to the moveis or watch Netflix anymore. How fkn beta and cuck would I need to be to see some hollywood geek PRETENDING to be the hero that I AM??!?

    All this vicarious bs. I AM the fucking man - not THEM!

    I'm with you homie.

    Unless they're fucking hot chicks I'd like to be fucking at that particular moment - then I'll watch. And "fap".

    But fuck Hollywood movies tho!
     
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  7. mudrubble

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    I think he made this one to prove to his "virgin" friends that his hands are not virgin hover hands and that he CAN find someone willing to let him pay to touch her ass.

    And I truly think this is him at his most desperate and pathetic. He specifically slapped because of his reputation as Hover Hands. It's really pretty sad.

    I wonder if he's always been this socially awkward? Might get him some fans who can relate, maybe?
     
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  8. noizer

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    reminds me of:




    yes its that bad...
     
  9. bootsy

    bootsy and elsewhere

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    Bring cocaine and you can be totally sure.
     
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  10. JohnMandick

    JohnMandick Interim Saku belt

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    He's just using this as an excuse to hire porn stars, because otherwise it would be more pathetic.
     
  11. andy9432

    andy9432 Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Its the same shit. Fapping with imagination is the same as porn. Fapping is just a bad habit
     
  12. kammfreudenstei

    kammfreudenstei Brown Belt

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  13. dickcheney

    dickcheney Gold Belt

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    Nerve struck? For too long the ufc has pretty much been “Lesbians ok, all other GBT need not show their face”

    It’s good to see a title challenger showing love to trans community
     
  14. Etherized

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    Lol she dodged him trying to kiss
     
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    I know virgins who never lied about having a 3 way with pornstars....
     
  16. da best eva

    da best eva Brown Belt

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    Damn son, don’t you have anything interesting to say. Colby’s been stuck on repeat for about a year now. Get some new material.
     
  17. Left Hook Larry

    Left Hook Larry Easiest fight of my life

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    Couldn't keep her hands off him? Looks like she jumped on him exactly as scripted, and said exactly what she was told and paid to do.
     
  18. Oregonmma

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    This. Terrible acting.
     
  19. Pugilism

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    Lmao, you using the word GENUINE to describe Cringington!!!


    That must have also been a seriously lengthy, friendly, and "deep" poker game for you to feel so confident That you know a man well after playing 1 card game with him that is based on DECEPTION of all things. I haven't used it in awhile although I used to spam it.......wait for it.....{<redford}{<redford}{<redford}{<redford}
     
  20. WhosTheBoss

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    Hey idiot. Are you talking to me?
    When did I say I only played one game? He’s a local in CA who plays a lot.

    Lol at you and your virgin ways.
    Nerdbash is coming. Be ready.
     

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