Colby is furious - Tyron needs another surgery

Since Colby likes nicknames so much I think we should call him Corny Clownington from now on. He's about as serious as a cartoon character.
 
Tyron is just delaying his nerd bashing. It's coming and Colby is delivering it.
 
Wait.....Didn't Colby just pull out of a fight with Tyron due to a surgery / recovery HE needed, or am I missing something here?!?

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He'd just gone 5 hard rounds with RDA and they wanted him straight back in camp to fight Woodley and he asked if they could push it back a few weeks.
 
Colby dares to open his mouth only knowing that he's save from a whopping right now <36>

Bitch you had your chance to go against the champ and you turned it down to do an unnecessary nasal surgery - likely because he knows Woodley would send him to the shadow realm, so he elected to duck.

Hope they feed Colby to Usman, I don't care how boring the fight will be.
 
lol what? He was the guy that wouldn't take the title-fight and gave it to Darren Till.
 
He pulled out because he had a runny nose, he should shut the fuck up and keep paying to get his dick sucked by z list porn stars while the champ recovers.
 


So surgeons are nerds now?

Colby tries too hard to hide the fact that he was a huge fucking dork growing up. No amount of nerd calling and porn star bribing can hide that. Colby is a giant, dumbass dork. Fuck him.
 
I've never cheared for Woddley since he became a champion

Against Colby, I'm a T Wood fan
 
That's fine Colby is the interim champ let him try and defend it against somebody
 
flol.

he would.

one word for ya bud


p r e s s u r e

Find me the gifs where pressure wrecks someone, find me the gifs where pressure crumbled someone as viciously as an over hand right or even a high kick, please show me the magic. Saying "pressure" would wreck anyone is ridiculous...scratch that, it's retarded. Pressure is a tactic used to win the duel with your opponent, it may provide you with the win, but it will never wreck anyone. No one is ever going to go to camp, or sleep at night, shitting bricks in their mind about someone's pressure. They do that for someone's notorious right hand, or left hook, or left high kick, or brutal GnP, they will not do it for someone's pressure, because pressure doesn't send you to the hospital, or give you an instant concussion, it simply helps you win fights, big...fuckin...difference.

Here are some examples of GIFS where someone who can actually "Wreck" someone, is wrecking someone, And yup, you guessed it, it has nothing to do with pressure...

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@Arm Barbarian and @Londonjitsu : Exactly!!

Colby was offered that fight against Woodley and he's like "nah i need some time off blah blah" and now he's all pissed-off and bitter cos Woodley fought someone else and damaged his hand?

There's a Latin phrase : "CARPE DIEM"

Maybe Colby should go study Latin......
Study? Latin?

Nerd confirmed.
 
Dana: "we have this awesome main event for ufc 230 - we just have no idea what it is..but when have we ever been dissapointing?"

He's not ready to announce Jones-Gustafsson yet.

It's going to be announced the day of UFC 229, so the mega fight shenanigans will thwart off Dana being asked questions about completely denying Jones coming back for MSG.

Either that or they do some useless WMMA fight, which unfortunately I can't put past them either.
 
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