Colby "Hover Hands" Covington

Never noticed that! What a cheapskate - geez....

These girls get paid all day to get all holes filled with random cock and cum and he couldn't pony up for whatever amount they charge to be able to physically TOUCH them at all?

What a fkn cheapskate! Another fail - wow. Colby - wow.

He could write a book on taking Ls.

and they won't be followed by M's this time, me thinks
 
Yeah, in these pics the chicks are not even hot - slightly above average, that’s it.

BTW, why are you guys saying they won't let him touch them? They are clearly touching.
Jusy bitter haters who want to tear down successful men they know they can never rival.
 
Who mentioned them not being tested? What does this have to do with Colby?

And yes, random guys. Who happen to get into the industry. As opposed to particular guys they have a personal interest in. I didn't mean random as in walk in off the street (or else Colby would be touching them) - I meant guys who they have no personal connection with.

You don't need to defend porn stars to me - I'm very pro porn stars already. Was just saying that it's not hard to get a porn star to allow you to rest your hand on her in a non-sexual manner, especially in a promotional move like he's trying to pull. And Colby couldn't accomplish that.

And I laughed. But I don't want to debate the randomness of porn star parings with you tbh.
I don’t care to argue about this either, I misunderstood you.
 
I've seen both of these broads getting their faces sprayed on blacked. Colby paying for that bbc leftovers, what an alpha.
 
I present you the masterpiece called "Sour Grapes".
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I don't understand the "sour grapes" comment. I was trying to be funny because of TS "hover hands" portion of the post.

Them asses probably had more hands on them than the dollar bill in your pocket :)
 
The one on the left is a Cali 4. Nothing to be bragging about, no shape at all. Fuck are her hips?

I believe she's a famous porn star tho. Not one I know well but I believe she is one.

Even worse that he's bragging about her being a 7.5. She might be stretched 7.5 centimeters..but she's not even good looking
That’s Sophia Leone. Usually looks much better in her movies and her Instagram.
 
I don't understand the "sour grapes" comment. I was trying to be funny because of TS "hover hands" portion of the post.

Them asses probably had more hands on them than the dollar bill in your pocket :)

Check the Grapes on the right side, those are the Sour Grapes.
 
Cept he could rape Dan Blizerian with his bare hands and he is an actual legit elite fighter who made Maia into his bitch. There is a massive difference between pretending to be an alpha and actually being one. Blizerian is a fake SEAL, while Colby could murder a whole SEAL team with his bare hands. #MassiveDifference.

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Most of this board makes less than 12 dollars an hour and spends their remaining money on IPA and bud. Colby makes over 200k a year and is an elite fighter, someone that the majority of Sherdog would kill to be.

Just stop bullshitting and pretending to be someone that we are not. Colby is a king of kings compared to this place, and, we all know it.

#NERDBASH

Son, get off the dick. Seriously. Its embarrassing.
 
Travis Browne has 80K more Twitter followers than Colby.
 
Agree 100% a lot of homos or haters in this thread for sure. Both of those chicks are WAY above average in the USA.
That they are but I would turn them down because I don't want herpes or AIDS.
 
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