Colby "Hover Hands" Covington

Shadowthrone said:
Colby couldn't murder a group of street thugs let alone special forces soldiers. How is he gonna wrestle fuck multiple people he'd get dragged down then his head stomped until he died. You're really overselling his ability LMAO.
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He is overselling regarding the SEAL-team, but not regarding Fake-Seal Bilzerian.
 
ImNotSurpisedDonks! said:
<{cruzshake}>

Most of this board makes less than 12 dollars an hour and spends their remaining money on IPA and bud. Colby makes over 200k a year and is an elite fighter, someone that the majority of Sherdog would kill to be.

Just stop bullshitting and pretending to be someone that we are not. Colby is a king of kings compared to this place, and, we all know it.

#NERDBASH
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Hi Colby.
 
TheBulletwithWings said:
I’m pretty sure the majority of pornstars are consistently tested and there is nothing random about it unless you believe they are actually fucking the gardener or pool guy.
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Who mentioned them not being tested? What does this have to do with Colby?

And yes, random guys. Who happen to get into the industry. As opposed to particular guys they have a personal interest in. I didn't mean random as in walk in off the street (or else Colby would be touching them) - I meant guys who they have no personal connection with.

You don't need to defend porn stars to me - I'm very pro porn stars already. Was just saying that it's not hard to get a porn star to allow you to rest your hand on her in a non-sexual manner, especially in a promotional move like he's trying to pull. And Colby couldn't accomplish that.

And I laughed. But I don't want to debate the randomness of porn star parings with you tbh.
 
Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion,
of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view,
but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective
and without being condemning of one's views
and by trying to make it objectified,
and by considering each and every one's valid opinion,
I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.
I hope you are ok, fellow human.
 
KIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGGGGGGG. COOOOOOLLLLLLLLBBBBBYYYYYYY!
 
These paid-for girls with Cringe-ington are pretty nice looking, but I see hotter girls just getting groceries down the street. Big deal. What's he trying to prove? That he's not gay? I seriously don't get it. Are we really supposed to marvel at these pics? :confused: Seems like a pretty surefire sign of insecurity.


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Bagboy said:
These paid-for girls with Cringe-ington are pretty nice looking, but I see hotter girls just getting groceries down the street. Big deal. What's he trying to prove? That he's not gay? I seriously don't get it. Are we really supposed to marvel at these pics? :confused: Seems like a pretty surefire sign of insecurity.


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He's playing the heel and promoting his "Nerdbash 2018".

Just trying to trigger as many softies as possible.

If the schtick works, it creates attention = More people watching him fight (either to see win or see lose).
 
Natesblackshirt said:
As someone who gets TONS of pussy I always wondered what the term hover hands means, can some virgin nerd please enlighten me?
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Translation..."I weigh about 375 lbs. of pure blubber, my face is covered in bright red pimples and acne scars, I only drink Mountain Dew Big Gulps all day every day, I can't grow a real beard but I never shave and have a rat beard, I live with my mom still and she verbally abuses me because I'm 46 and have never been on a date with a girl and all I do is play on the computer."

Keep on bragging about your "TONS" of pussy and calling other people "Virgin Nerds" you Colby Wannabe...One of him in this world in enough.
 
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BRUNKBOY said:
Translation..."I weigh about 375 lbs. of pure blubber, my face is covered in bright red pimples and acne scars, I only drink Mountain Dew Big Gulps all day every day, I can't grow a real beard but I never shave and have a rat beard, I live with my mom still and she verbally abuses me because I'm 46 and have never been on a date with a girl and all I do is play on the computer."

Keep on bragging about your "TONS" of pussy and calling other people "Virgin Nerds" you Colby Wannabe...One of him in this world in enough.
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Fstepp said:
I present you the masterpiece called "Sour Grapes".
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I'm more impressed that he isn't wearing socks than anything else in this picture.
 
ImNotSurpisedDonks! said:
Breh, r u seriously kidding? Are you 18? It sounds like it. Sage would literally get butt raped and made a wife if Colby so wished it. That horse face would not even cut it in Colby's harem.
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Damn, Colby. How many fucking accounts on Sherdog do you have?
 
pigsnake said:
Yeah, in these pics the chicks are not even hot - slightly above average, that’s it.

BTW, why are you guys saying they won't let him touch them? They are clearly touching.
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I think the sherdoggers want Colby to be palming there asses.
 
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