Colby "Hover Hands" Covington

[Kraysla]

He's a poor man's Dan Bilzerian.

 

[cmw43]

I really wonder who he thinks he is impressing with this shit?

I think he just knows it'll get people talking about him.

Any publicity is good publicity.

 

[billharford]

Here's how a pro alpha takes a picture with a female bruh. take notes

 

[Sage NorthGOAT]

LOL @ the grapes

 

[Fstepp]

LOL @ the grapes

Sour Grapes to all his haters

 

[Fstepp]

Here's how a pro alpha takes a picture with a female bruh. take notes

Now THAT is a 9.9 if i ever saw one! What a looker!

The chick isn't bad either.

But Dreamboat Supersage Northgoat is where it's at!

 

[ImNotSurpisedDonks!]

Not a safe-for-work one



That's my son, and I blame his mother (ex-wife #1) for that one.

Ahhhhhhhh, exactly, as I expected. Touché.

But let's be real here: Colby is slangin' and bangin' poon beyond the likes that 99.99999999% of this board will ever see. Let's just call a spade a spade and stop being little nerd dweeds and admit that Colby wrangled two broads beyond the likes of which 99.99999% of this board will ever see.

 

[ImNotSurpisedDonks!]

Here's how a pro alpha takes a picture with a female bruh. take notes

Breh, r u seriously kidding? Are you 18? It sounds like it. Sage would literally get butt raped and made a wife if Colby so wished it. That horse face would not even cut it in Colby's harem.

 

[TheBulletwithWings]

Never noticed that! What a cheapskate - geez....

These girls get paid all day to get all holes filled with random cock and cum and he couldn't pony up for whatever amount they charge to be able to physically TOUCH them at all?

What a fkn cheapskate! Another fail - wow. Colby - wow.

He could write a book on taking Ls.

I’m pretty sure the majority of pornstars are consistently tested and there is nothing random about it unless you believe they are actually fucking the gardener or pool guy.

 

[Fstepp]

Let's just call a spade a spade and stop being little nerd dweeds and admit that Colby wrangled two broads beyond the likes of which 99.99999% of this board will ever see.

I hope you are kidding.

Anyone can hire/wrangle those pornchicks.

Regardless of origin of forum.

 

[TheBulletwithWings]

Breh, r u seriously kidding? Are you 18? It sounds like it. Sage would literally get butt raped and made a wife if Colby so wished it. That horse face would not even cut it in Colby's harem.

I actually think that chick is better looking than those two pornstars.

 

[gunlok]

As someone who gets TONS of pussy I always wondered what the term hover hands means, can some virgin nerd please enlighten me?

You spin around like a helicopter while doing Michael Winslow sounds

 

[ImNotSurpisedDonks!]

He's a poor man's Dan Bilzerian.

Cept he could rape Dan Blizerian with his bare hands and he is an actual legit elite fighter who made Maia into his bitch. There is a massive difference between pretending to be an alpha and actually being one. Blizerian is a fake SEAL, while Colby could murder a whole SEAL team with his bare hands. #MassiveDifference.

 

[AssassinFacedBaby]

Even worse that he's bragging about her being a 7.5. She might be stretched 7.5 centimeters..but she's not even good looking

Guessing your not much better

 

[ImNotSurpisedDonks!]

I actually think that chick is better looking than those two pornstars.

They are all good looking. Yet, when these nerdy dweebish sherbros start calling 9+'s 6's, we got a problem. And, when anyone uses Sage to evidence their point of who is an alpha, and especially juxtaposed against an NCAA All American like Colby, we got a problem. Is there anyone that would pick Sage above Colby in a real fight????

 

[Kraysla]

Cept he could rape Dan Blizerian with his bare hands and he is an actual legit elite fighter who made Maia into his bitch. There is a massive difference between pretending to be an alpha and actually being one. Blizerian is a fake SEAL, while Colby could murder a whole SEAL team with his bare hands. #MassiveDifference.

Yeahhhh, talking about the women. I don't think the Colby troll thing will really play out long or be funny. Maybe try someone cooler.

 

[Shadowthrone]

Crept he could rape Dan Blizerian with his bare hands and he is an actual legit elite fighter who made Maia his bitch. There is a massive difference between pretending to be an alpha and actually being one. Blizerian is a fake SEAL, while Colby could murder a whole SEAL team with his bare hands. #MassiveDifference.

Colby couldn't murder a group of street thugs let alone special forces soldiers. How is he gonna wrestle fuck multiple people he'd get dragged down then his head stomped until he died. You're really overselling his ability LMAO.

 

[mb23100]

Would smash both those chicks but Colby probably blew the cameraman after the pics

 

[Prairieboy]

Cept he could rape Dan Blizerian with his bare hands and he is an actual legit elite fighter who made Maia into his bitch. There is a massive difference between pretending to be an alpha and actually being one. Blizerian is a fake SEAL, while Colby could murder a whole SEAL team with his bare hands. #MassiveDifference.

HI Colby

 

[ImNotSurpisedDonks!]

I hope you are kidding.

Anyone can hire/wrangle those pornchicks.

Regardless of origin of forum.

Most of this board makes less than 12 dollars an hour and spends their remaining money on IPA and bud. Colby makes over 200k a year and is an elite fighter, someone that the majority of Sherdog would kill to be.

Just stop bullshitting and pretending to be someone that we are not. Colby is a king of kings compared to this place, and, we all know it.

#NERDBASH