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Models??!!
This site is strictly for satire in my eyes. I’m a Colby fan and will continue to make threads as long as guys like @Mga223 @DrunkMonkMeth @SKITZADACTYL are still around getting rattled.
If you look at my post history I’m always commenting insight on other fighters/matchups. Colby is just a breath of fresh air in the mma world since the GOAT Jon Jones has been suspended.
It’s pretty well documented that Colby had a broken rib going into that fight. He was financially struggling at the time and couldn’t afford to pull out of the fight so he took a chance.
The same guy with that Death Lock on Colby's neck is the same guy Usman handle with little trouble...
It’s pretty well documented that Colby had a broken rib going into that fight. He was financially struggling at the time and couldn’t afford to pull out of the fight so he took a chance.
I imagine Colby was below 30% for that fight View attachment 369453
Just saying. You should be glad he didn’t pull out of that fight.
Colby’s got this down to a science. He specifically hired porn stars knowing that all the nerd virgins would recognize them and lose their minds.
Colby is wealthy enough and not insecure that he’ll throw these sloots some cash and have them take some pictures just to rustle jimmies. It’s working on the Colby haters.
Hahahahahaha nahHe’s the new and improved version of Chael.
Not even Adriana chechik or Lisa Ann can make colby more appealing; he just tries sooo hard but he's that little douche kid begging for attention that he hires adult performers.
Colby’s got this down to a science. He specifically hired porn stars knowing that all the nerd virgins would recognize them and lose their minds.
Colby is wealthy enough and not insecure that he’ll throw these sloots some cash and have them take some pictures just to rustle jimmies. It’s working on the Colby haters.
Haters just mad that Colby is handsome, jacked and rich and an absolute warrior, one of the greatest fighters on the planet right now. Guys like us get easy pussy all day, yall just need to remember who you're talking about.
Ain't nothing contrived, ain't no one being paid except Colby getting MAD cash from the UFC for being at the top of the WW division and the new face of the company (now that Conor is done). Colby and I get 10's all day and there ain't nothing you in your basement can do about it.
I'm proud of my boy Colby, while yall jealous as fuck. Colby getting bitches with big asses while you just making a big ass out of yourself. Sad!
The image would have been more appealing without the pornchicks. (No mo)