News Cody McKenzie suspended 4 years for submitting fake urine

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https://mmajunkie.com/2018/11/cody-...ur-years-for-submitting-urine-substitute-nsac

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He seems bright enough to actually try something like that
 
Just checked his record. Lol at the last 8 years.
 
Jesus what could he possibly be on. He looks worse than a honeless crackhead the last time he fought
 
Nothing beats Thiago handing in animal piss. lol
 
“When the respondent as asked if he had anything hidden on his person, had at first denied it, but upon further questioning, he ultimately relinquished from his clothing a bottle of urine substitute. This bottle, which he had concealed on his person, in his clothing, was capped with a nozzle that would let its liquid contents be streamed from it. The bottle, itself, contained a warm, yellow-tinted liquid that match the false contents of the sample he provided. Additionally, the bottle had a hand-warmer attached to it by a rubber band. "

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No surprise there, dude looks like a legit body builder.
 
How the FUCK does Jon get this info?? He trained in Alaska?!?!?

If I were Cody I'd be at Jon's doorstep with a shotgun and a polar bear and film it for worldstar.
 
Tag still on the walmart shorts?
That's what drove him to fake-pissing. Knew he wasn't getting the respect he deserved. Like that wimp at the beach in the 70s who got sand kicked in his face till he bulked up.

Can't blame him.
 
Jones just crossed that off his ideas to pass his tests before and after 232.
 
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