CM Punk VS Cris Cyborg - Who wins?

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  1. Cooliox

    Cooliox Gold Belt

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    My money would be on Cyborg via TKO
     
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  2. Harmonica

    Harmonica Strong, silent type

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    Same here.
     
  3. Boevik

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    Chris UD
     
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    Cris by tko or sub
     
  5. SpiderCrawl

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    CM Punk, a strong man will always beat a strong woman, let’s not get SJW crazy here
     
  6. Codpiece

    Codpiece Girdle of phallic enhancement

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    Phil Brooks. And now I actually really want to see it this fight.
     
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  7. Chitaouri

    Chitaouri Purple Belt

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    easy!! hell, i'd take Rose over CM Punk seriously.
     
  8. Wogman

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    Probably Cris, usually a man > woman but Cris kinda defies that
     
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    Would definitely watch, bet it would be huge if they booked it. Though I doubt Punk would agree to it, little upside (apart from money) if he wins (you beat up a woman, well done, would be enemy number 1 among the SJWs, femizazis) and humiliating if he lost.
     
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  10. IamStryker

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    This a joke?
     
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  11. Rvd Slmr

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    Is he even strong? CM Punk is horrible, not even his weight advantage would save him. He is a millionaire fulfilling his middle life crisis, he isn't fit to fight pros.
     
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    Cyborg by KO. That would be the best PPV ever.
     
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    Why aren’t people honestly talking about this fight more. I never thought about it, but it would be great. They could definitely get it sanctioned, and it would be great for the sport, cuz all the feminist would lose their shit after she pounds him into dead.
     
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  14. SmilinDesperado

    SmilinDesperado Red Belt

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    I'd take Cris
    She isn't just some chick. She bangs with dudes. She could get Punk in the clinch and just wear him out with knees and clinch work.
    He'd be exhausted by the middle of the 2nd round and then Cyborg would pound him out or submit him
     
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    If they had to be the same weight (lets say 160 as a compromise between 145 and 170) then i'd bet on Cyborg, because Punk would have to cut down and be even more weak than he already is. If it was a kickboxing match it would definitely be Cyborg, the only edge Punk has in MMA is simply a male being stronger could potentially big-brother any female fighter on the ground (watch the footage of Mousasi clowning Ronda without even trying).
     
  16. TIMELESS TRUTH

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    Bunch of noobs that have never trained before have no clue what's it's like to fight with chicks.

    CM would ruin Cyborg's career forever...
     
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    lol in b4 wasteland
     
  18. Sapp

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    Cyborg first round KO.

    Bum would be a very generous word for Punk. His best martial arts qualification is a blue belt in jiu jitsu. He's a hobbyist at best, not a fighter.

    Are you joking? I'd be willing to bet that Cyborg can even deadlift more than Punk, despite her weight disadvantage. Let alone the vast technical gulf.
     
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  19. LastingEffect

    LastingEffect What greater gift than the love of a cat

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    Such a shit thread.

    How can CM Punk win? He has no tools: no technique, no power, no ground game, no experience.
     
  20. Cooliox

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    As a whitebelt you submitted black belt women while rolling?
     
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