Choose 1-8 THEN 9-16 Before Entering: Your New Career / Your New Salary

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  1. John Wang

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    1.
    Carpenter![​IMG]


    2.
    Accountant![​IMG]


    3.
    Doctor![​IMG]


    4.
    Wildlife Photographer![​IMG]


    5.
    Sit in a room and look at the wall for 8 hours! (no electronics or anything!)
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    6.
    Taco Bell![​IMG]



    7.
    Astronaut![​IMG]


    8.
    Trucker![​IMG]

     
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  2. John Wang

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    9.
    $40,000

    10.
    $7,500

    11.
    $150,000

    12.
    $28,000

    13.
    $578.50

    14.
    $1.2 Million

    15.
    $62,000

    16.
    $376,000
     
  3. Hans Gercmiov

    Hans Gercmiov Steel Belt

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    I'm not making cabinets for 28 grand. Fuck this game.
     
  4. Monkadelic

    Monkadelic Mr. Bulldops

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    2 and 9.

    Bollocks.
     
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  5. Chesten_Hesten

    Chesten_Hesten The Wiener of Steel

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    #3 motherfuckas!

    I'm a Vaginacologist!

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    #14!

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  6. Pliny Pete

    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Im not clicking 16 different spoiler tags or even 2 or 1
    What a letdown this thread turned into
     
  7. John Wang

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    You're almost as lazy as your dad - he's a big letdown too!
     
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  8. elreece

    elreece Brown Belt

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    wild life photographer on 62k.

    Massive pay cut but fuck thats a sweet job! sign me up.
     
  9. John Wang

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    Beastmode!! HNNNNGGGG
     
  10. John Wang

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    Sorry buns :oops:
     
  11. John Wang

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    Sucks, but could be worse!! Keep your head up, bunny!
     
  12. Hans Gercmiov

    Hans Gercmiov Steel Belt

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    Triggly demands zir free healthcare.

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  13. John Wang

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    Yikes @_@
     
  14. dawnignited

    dawnignited Thug Rose, Thug Rose, Thug Rose

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    Got the same combo you did. RIP.
     
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  15. Chesten_Hesten

    Chesten_Hesten The Wiener of Steel

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    I'll let my assitant do that one:

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  16. Hans Gercmiov

    Hans Gercmiov Steel Belt

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    What's an assitant?
     
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  17. Only Here for Attachments

    Only Here for Attachments I'm on the prowl... for sexy attachments!

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    I'm an astronaut who makes $578.50 (a year?!)

    BRB opening my helmet
     
  18. John Wang

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    Oh man :( God Speed, sir.
     
  19. Chesten_Hesten

    Chesten_Hesten The Wiener of Steel

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    It's Ass for office Help
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  20. Helden

    Helden Platinum Belt

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    I stare at a wall for 8 hours and get paid $150,000 to do it
     
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