Chicken, beef, or pork?

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Chicken, beef, or pork?

  1. Chicken

  2. Beef

  3. Pork

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  1. loyalyolayal

    loyalyolayal Gold Belt

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    You can interchange the type of meat to dishes that you want but beef bacon and chicken sausages are subpar.
     
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  2. MC OverPressure

    MC OverPressure I'm not afraid of Islam. I'm afraid of religion.

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    Ain't nothing like hot Italian sausage cooked into sauce over pasta.

    Oh yah, try that with chicken, no flavor, gets lost in the sauce and that ain't boss
     
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  3. mjmj

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    Chicken doesn't deserve to be in the same poll as beef and pork. It's the red headed step child of meat.
     
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  4. Squint Eastwood

    Squint Eastwood DESERVE

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    Please never say this again.
     
  5. michal001

    michal001 Brown Belt

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    I’m going to use my dark meat beef and pork that chicken leg Boise ten.
     
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  6. MC OverPressure

    MC OverPressure I'm not afraid of Islam. I'm afraid of religion.

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    The slightly above room temperature white liquid produced by the mammary glands of mammals as the primary source of nutrition for infant mammals of highly stimulating, savory animal flesh that is eaten as food.
     
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  7. MC OverPressure

    MC OverPressure I'm not afraid of Islam. I'm afraid of religion.

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    Poll besmirched
     
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  8. MC OverPressure

    MC OverPressure I'm not afraid of Islam. I'm afraid of religion.

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    I'm sayin', shit dawg.
    This guy gets it
     
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  9. syct23

    syct23 ...ElipsisBelt...

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    So then you're a beef curtains type of guy?
     
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  10. blaseblah

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    Tough call between beef steak and pork ribs.

    I'm gonna go with beef because it doesn't need BBQ sauce to improve the flavor.
     
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  11. Squint Eastwood

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  12. blitzk

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    chicken is for the ghey

    vaca is where it's at.
     
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  13. MC OverPressure

    MC OverPressure I'm not afraid of Islam. I'm afraid of religion.

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    You're fucked in the dome if you think chicken stacks up.
    A vote for chicken is a vote for Usama bin Laden.

    7-7 beef and chicken, with pork running a distant third?
    <41>not impressed
    <{MindBrown}>Your brains are full of fuck
     
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  14. Al Gorithm

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    Don't get me wrong , I eat and enjoy chicken , but what the fuck does it have on beef or pork outside of being generally leaner? Chicken us good because of
    Ever picked on a whole hog right after its been yanked off of a smoker? I'm guessing not , because that shit doesn't need sauce either.
     
  15. PolishHeadlock

    PolishHeadlock Putin Belt Platinum Member

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    Chicken is the gay meat.

    It's basically a vegetable
     
  16. tmnpothead

    tmnpothead Teenage Mutant Ninja Pothead

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    Pork wins easily. Bacon, pulled pork, bbq ribs. Mutton is better than chicken
     
  17. Medulla Omoplata

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  18. TSO

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    Chicken is the most versatile meat and the easiest to cultivate yourself.
     
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  19. MC OverPressure

    MC OverPressure I'm not afraid of Islam. I'm afraid of religion.

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  20. TSO

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    Properly cooked meat never needs sauce.
     
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