Chicago: Female Lawyers Can’t Meet Meet Clients b/c of C@wk Exposure

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  1. luckyshot

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    Oh, man...

    Apparently the latest thing to do for maximum security inmates in Chicago is to beat it in public to female DA’s.

    “These are overwhelmingly maximum security inmates charged with very serious crimes, likely looking at lengthy prison terms. It’s very, very difficult to find effective tools to manage their behavior.”

    “It’s disgusting, it’s awful and lawyers are being assaulted. It’s an assault.”

    http://www.npr.org/2017/11/06/56232...-want-men-in-lockup-to-keep-it-in-their-pants

    Apparently budget cuts have disrupted the normal logistics of lawyer/ client meetings, exacerbating this problem. Details are a bit murky from the article.

    How’d you like to work through four years of college and three years of law school just to have some degenerate low life whip out his Johnson and dangle it in your face?

    I mean, @Palis would like it, but most women would be rightly outraged.
     
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  2. Trotsky

    Trotsky Social Capitalist / Capitalistic Communist

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    Wait, why did everyone else go to law school?
     
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    Reminds me of the Silence of the Lambs scene.
     
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    Dont feel bad for the defense attorneys. You lay with the dogs you get fleas.

    These assholes are trying to get these same degenerates back out on the street then comolaining about assault. What do they think they will do in the real world? Be productive members of society?
     
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    Damn, this pun is hard to beat.
     
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    Defense attorneys>Cops
     
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    Wow, you just nailed inception pun style. Nicely done.
     
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    Yeah I wanted to post a "I see what you did there.jpeg", but fucked it up trying to continue the chain with "that'll be a hard one".
     
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    I don't recall Hopkins whipping out his meat when Foster came?
     
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    Was the guy in the cell next to him beating off and throwing gizz at foster, Hopkins talked him into killing himself the next night
     
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    You must think John Adams is a cunt huh?

    Defending those British soldiers like that.

    :mad::mad::mad:
     
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    this doesn't happen in other cities? being serious
     
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    Ugly fat female lawyers are exempt, right? Cannot induce erection.
     

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