Cheesy Joke Off!!!

[HOV]

Adolf Hitler.







































Hehehe.








































Sorry, I'm German.

 

[HOV]

How does Hitler tie his shoes?

In little Nazis.

I can dig it

 

[Ignicious]

A jew, a rabbi and a priest walks into a bar. And the bartender says "waht is this? some kind of a joke?"

 

[peytonlucy]

Whats a dentist's favorite time of the day?

Tooth hurty.

I just found out that my dentist is gay; I guess there really is a tooth fairy.

 

[gspieler]

What did one Sherdogger say to another?

 

[HOV]

I just found out that my dentist is gay; I guess there really is a tooth fairy.

Aha that's a good one

 

[Roca]

What did one Sherdogger say to another?

what

 

[2DUM2TAP]

 

[peytonlucy]

A bunch of homosexuals were in a chat room..............never mind.

 

[tec87]

An old one I remember from school during the Clinton-lewinsky scandal.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a coke machine have in common?

Spoiler

they both have a slot that says insert Bill

 

[DaleBoca]

Who do you call it when two Mexicans play basketball?

Juan on Juan.

 

[Nihongi]

How do you throw a party in outer space?









You planet!

 

[Popsaregood230]

whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.


what do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno business.... (hard to do in text... hall up in yo business...)


How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs? Tentacles.

 

[RerouteToRemain]

What did the Buffalo say to his son as he was leaving?

Spoiler

Bison

What do you call a pony with a soar throat?

Spoiler

A little Hoarse

 

[Lovestorm]

99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.

 

[Papawash]

 

[I Am Legion]

A skeleton walks into a bar and says "Give me a beer and a mop"