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Lyoto Machida : The quiet one. Always meditating on the side, apart from the group, drinking his fucking piss when food and water is missing. Rooted to his okinawa karate style, he is the most "traditional" one.
Anderson Silva : The weird guy of the team, but also one of the most dangerous. The gay of the bunch, who can't talk english for shit... In the 5th season, he ends up in thailand with transsexuals and buys tons of dick pills.
Conor Mcgregor : The loud, annoying one. Always bragging about that fight he won in 1996. Says he's straight, but has been seen touching butts of guys in a park. Always loves to wear his red panties in secret, and his dolce gabbanna clothes. He must be at least bi... When angered, knocks people out cold. Panick wrestles easily though..
Yoel Romero : The religious one. Apparently, homosexuality is an obsession in this group. He was sent to deliver a message about a gay jesus that we lost somewhere.. Apart from that, he's the most athletic one and at the same time the oldest of the group. When shit gets real, you need him on your side. Some say he was a soldier before the fall of the Berlin Wall. Since Russia has to handle its own problems, he is now a LGBT defender priest
Fabricio Werdum : The troll. He loves cock guys. But not with so much cock... Kinda contradictory.. The king of submissions, whose level increases with altitude.. Does not like islands, and tends to throw boomerangs at people's faces when irritated.
Chael Sonnen : The funny guy. Loves brazil and its buses. He's the only one to have witnessed someone feeding a bus a carrot. If you want to sell something or negociate the best price, you have to call him. If you're in deep shit and you have to negociate your way out, he's the guy.
Luke Rockhold : The cringe. Can't handle social interactions very well. Luckily for him, his wonderful physical attributes allow him to get the girls in the end. In the 3rd season, he loses his hair and his confidence at the same time. Got raped by Yoel in the last episode cause he forgot Jesus. He has the biggest dong of the group
Nick and Nate diaz : The stoners. No one can really understand what they mumble. Always wear the same black shirt and stockton slap people here and there. They smoke weed all the time but weirdly have the best conditionning
Anderson Silva : The weird guy of the team, but also one of the most dangerous. The gay of the bunch, who can't talk english for shit... In the 5th season, he ends up in thailand with transsexuals and buys tons of dick pills.
Conor Mcgregor : The loud, annoying one. Always bragging about that fight he won in 1996. Says he's straight, but has been seen touching butts of guys in a park. Always loves to wear his red panties in secret, and his dolce gabbanna clothes. He must be at least bi... When angered, knocks people out cold. Panick wrestles easily though..
Yoel Romero : The religious one. Apparently, homosexuality is an obsession in this group. He was sent to deliver a message about a gay jesus that we lost somewhere.. Apart from that, he's the most athletic one and at the same time the oldest of the group. When shit gets real, you need him on your side. Some say he was a soldier before the fall of the Berlin Wall. Since Russia has to handle its own problems, he is now a LGBT defender priest
Fabricio Werdum : The troll. He loves cock guys. But not with so much cock... Kinda contradictory.. The king of submissions, whose level increases with altitude.. Does not like islands, and tends to throw boomerangs at people's faces when irritated.
Chael Sonnen : The funny guy. Loves brazil and its buses. He's the only one to have witnessed someone feeding a bus a carrot. If you want to sell something or negociate the best price, you have to call him. If you're in deep shit and you have to negociate your way out, he's the guy.
Luke Rockhold : The cringe. Can't handle social interactions very well. Luckily for him, his wonderful physical attributes allow him to get the girls in the end. In the 3rd season, he loses his hair and his confidence at the same time. Got raped by Yoel in the last episode cause he forgot Jesus. He has the biggest dong of the group
Nick and Nate diaz : The stoners. No one can really understand what they mumble. Always wear the same black shirt and stockton slap people here and there. They smoke weed all the time but weirdly have the best conditionning
