Canadians try to poison Jaden Smith; Jaden barely survives, retaliates on Twitter

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lol I forgot about this...fckn imbecil.
 
How Can Pancakes Be Real If There's Cheese In Them?
 
LOL, I never visit these celebrity gossip websites. I need to start. That place is freaking great. This was in my side column:
Shia LaBeouf Hit With $5-Million Lawsuit By Bartender He Called ‘Racist’ For Refusing To Serve Him


LMFAO, I think I'm falling in love with this man. He's quickly risen to the top of my "Celebrities I Would Love to Get Shitfaced and Arrested With" bucket list entry.

we're gonna find out one day that his whole life is carefully crafted performance art. Recognize the greatest artistic genius of the 21st century.
 
John Kreese should have killed him for that Karate Kid remake. That little bitch couldn't do 60 pushups on his knuckles.
 
And by thrown out of the hotel, that spoiled idiot means he tried to stay longer than he booked his room for, which would have resulted in someone who had reservations losing their room because they were sold out.

The cheese pancake thing is confusing to me. Is he allergic or something?
 
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