Canadians try to poison Jaden Smith; Jaden barely survives, retaliates on Twitter

[Clippy]

You ppl are starting to know too much about me .

 

[MicroBrew]

Standing on the logo is a no-no.

Then why put it on the floor ; that is just asking for people to step on it.
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like your username .

 

[ralphc1]

Goddamnit Clippy you had 1 job. ONE. DAMN. JOB. And you couldn't poison him right....

Clippy is a 14 hour drive east of Toronto.

 

[El_Dyablo619]

Clippy is a 14 hour drive east of Toronto.

17 if his car is still filled with bricks..

 

[Taco Loco]

That dude is gonna end up cuttin his dick and balls off and changing his name to Jamie Smith.

 

[ralphc1]

17 if his car is still filled with bricks..

He never said whether he got the bricks hauled.

 

[dembones22]

LOL, I never visit these celebrity gossip websites. I need to start. That place is freaking great. This was in my side column:
Shia LaBeouf Hit With $5-Million Lawsuit By Bartender He Called ‘Racist’ For Refusing To Serve Him


LMFAO, I think I'm falling in love with this man. He's quickly risen to the top of my "Celebrities I Would Love to Get Shitfaced and Arrested With" bucket list entry.

Crazy is a hell of a drug.

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[Kraysla]

What a harrowing tale. We're lucky that national treasure survived.

 

[El_Dyablo619]

He never said whether he got the bricks hauled.

LOL i know, wouldnt surprise me if they are still there

 

[Fluffernutter]

What is a Jaden Smith?

According to Peter Griffin, Jaden has the humility of his father and the charisma of his mother.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

How can he be poisoned if our stomachs aren't real?

 

[Milgrim]

COME BACK YOU LITTLE FUCKER!

WE'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME!!​

 

[Mike]

According to the link he ordered lemon ricotta pancakes. Apparently the dumb fucker wasn't aware ricotta is cheese.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

According to the link he ordered lemon ricotta pancakes. Apparently the dumb fucker wasn't aware ricotta is cheese.

Those pancakes Do sound good mike

 

[Mike]

Those pancakes Do sound good mike

Right? When I read that I was like "Oooh I bet those are good as fuck!"

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Right? When I read that I was like "Oooh I bet those are good as fuck!"

That's what I thought also.

Im a maple syrup guy myself Mike but these things look so good with the carmelized apples on them. Lemon Ricotta

This might be jaden smiths best decision of his life and it completely backfired on him lol

 

[CargoKing]

I once ate the forearm of a lesbian who was still alive at the time.

Man those were the days...

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Too gouda to be true

 

[TidWell]

Jaden is like that because he grew up rich

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]