DC is the product of evil lobbyists from the medicine industry, with the goal of giving diabetes a renaissance among the new generation, and capitalise on the demand of insulin. He's trying to make an extremely unhealthy and unnatural intake of fried chicken cool and show how it helps you achieve your goals in athletics. Trying to make things like this seem cool and hip:
This couldn't be further from the truth though. Please kids, don't look up to this fat as fuck evil SOB. He's truly a cancer to society.
One man tried to stop him, and was initially successful, but DC - that fat piece of absolute sh*t - is backed by powerful people from big medicine corporations, so these powerful men tainted a dick pill, that they were informed of this man taking. These filthy, unscrupulous, capitalists don't mess about in their pursuit of capital. No trick is too cheap. However, our hero has now served his unjust suspension, and is ready to stop DC- and the Insulin companies' plans in their tracks:
WAR JONES!