Bruce Buffer at Arm Wrestling Championship

Looks like silicone rasslin to me.
 
Bruce, it's not thumb wrestling. Put it away.
 
What? No. This isn't UFC discussion. How dare you sir.
 
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Someone crop the girl out
 
Buffer is the man

Nah, he really isn't. He is one of the most narcissistic human beings alive. He clearly gets botox injections and has HGH gut. The amount of stories he's told about fights he's "been in" always involve him pretending he's tough in an elevator with Trigg (who would have stomped him a new mudhole) or standing with his back against a wall trying to not to get molested. The only story I like about him is when he was at a UFC signing event looking like someone had just stolen over his dog: he had his own booth and literally no one was in line while there were droves for other actual fighters.
 
Nah, he really isn't. He is one of the most narcissistic human beings alive. He clearly gets botox injections and has HGH gut. The amount of stories he's told about fights he's "been in" always involve him pretending he's tough in an elevator with Trigg (who would have stomped him a new mudhole) or standing with his back against a wall trying to not to get molested. The only story I like about him is when he was at a UFC signing event looking like someone had just stolen over his dog: he had his own booth and literally no one was in line while there were droves for other actual fighters.

Hi Frank
 

Name's Dave, but you can call me Sho'nuff and kiss my Converse, Bruce.

http://www.mmamania.com/2013/5/15/4...er-fought-frank-trigg-elevator-dana-white-mma

"As soon as we're walking in, Frank's asking Dana to put him back in the Octagon, which is fine. But I'm a watch freak, and Dana had on this great wristband on his watch, and I stepped in front of Frank to look at the watch, and suddenly I get a ridge-hand in my throat. That's a fine how do you do from Frank, we just had a drink together! Did I not drink right? I looked at Frank, and I said, 'You hit me! Why the F did you hit me?' And he said the wrong thing to me. He said, 'What are you going to do about it?' And I just reacted since my old street kicked in. I punched him twice in the stomach, basically with the same power with the old rules of sparring, 60 percent equals 60 percent. But it picked up. We had a lot of fun for 10 floors."

Sounds pretty likely a 50-year-old man is going to go toe-to-toe with a professional MMA fighter. More like a 50-year-old HGH monger that still wears Ed Hardy shirts, claims he trains UFC, and has fake Vegas chickenheads on his arm in order to look cool to keyboard warriors on Sherdog.

Yay for ab implants!

 
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I saw a gif of Bruce falling over yesterday. I'd never seen it before. I need to see it again. Hence the bump.
 
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