Brendan Schaub's new product?

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  1. kennysux

    kennysux Blue Belt Platinum Member

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    Hey guys,

    My mom and Brendan Schaub do yoga together and I guess you can say they are friends. She brought home this box with some cool snacks and told me that they are his products.

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    Did anyone here get some of these? There are some really good peanuts in there that I just ate up asap with this weird soft cookie but it was good.

    -Kenny
     
  2. supnmunm

    supnmunm Orange Belt

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    What the fuck I hope this is fake
     
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    Thanks for the update Kenny
     
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    I don't know what to make of this ...
     
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    what kind of cookie kenny?
     
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    Schaub will be Schaub. I'll buy a box if it comes with the name of the Eskimo sister inside.
     
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    Schaub is shutting down your mom bro
     
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    Is this what they call guerilla marketing?

    Your mom and Brendan do yoga and you liked the nuts and ate them all as soon as possible?

    Really?

    Do you recommend that we all buy the box? Should I order some?

    If I enter your moms name on the website do I get a discount?
     
  10. 2004 account

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    Anybody heard of this supposed “movie role” that Brendan was bragging about getting?

    I feel he sometimes brags about things that never come to fruition, wasn’t there supposed to be a fighter and the kid in 3D? And other projects that he mentions on the podcasts.
     
  11. IloveTHIS

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    Holy shit I have missed Kenny so much
     
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    Schaub gets free Onnit shit from Rogan. Motherfuckers are swimming in Alpha Brain and MCT oil.
     
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  13. 2004 account

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    I laughed when I read “if I enter your moms”
     
  14. Flokk

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    Brendan is fucking your mom and possibly your dad.

    Fire up the cabbage soup.
     
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    Still waiting for pics of your mama Kenny
     
  17. JJ Frog

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    You're recommending Shcaub's nuts?
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  18. HNIC215

    HNIC215 Semper Fidelis...

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    TS is the one in the black shirt...
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  19. 2004 account

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    That’s basically Kenny right there. You found a gif of him.
     
  20. Diunx

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    Can't wait to try some schaaub nuts, hopefully there's some alpha brain in that box too.
     

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