BREAKING: Monster drops Jon Jones' sponsorship....

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  1. Bubzeh

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    Remember having 2 or 3 Monster drinks a day for a 2 or 3 week period.
    Nearly killed me it got me that ill.

    Great drinks though.
     
  2. hasar

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    Viagra should sponsor him. The dick that never gets up.
     
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  3. Pingu

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    This sounds like a problem only steroids can help Jones fix!
     
  4. TheBulletwithWings

    TheBulletwithWings WAR EL CUCUY!

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    Young Magneto is the shit
     
  5. kila2

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    This has been discussed many and many times here. And I don't even live on this forum. Yes, they can't teach you fighting, but they can help you stay in that kind of shape during the fight to let you kick off your opponent's head, while he's already gassed. Not so hard to understand this in my opinion.
     
  6. kila2

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    so that is why you so chubby, Rafa? ;-)
     
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  7. Bubzeh

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    <mma3><mma3>
     
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  8. MMAAAM

    MMAAAM Banned Banned

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    Steroids can give you confidence, strength, better recovering ability, faster reflexes, better cardio, the list goes on.

    All these things influence immensely the way you fight.
     
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    You really don't want to bring his history to help tank monster sales. Not the representative they want, cant blame em
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  10. silus_2000

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    Monster has way too many ingredients that I can't pronounce. That's how I determine how healthy something is.
     
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    Jon is going to be broke in 3 years, calling it now.

    I usually feel sorry for people over things like this but he 100% deserves it for fucking people over like he has.
     
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    what fines? and how can he have his purse confiscated?
     
  13. DorianGray

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    that was cringey as fuck when conor did it, never mind you...
     
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    Why do him any favours? Dana hasn't even talked to him since the first time he popped. He's not going to now.
     
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    It's actually doing the UFC a favor. Having him sit in obscurity for the next 4 years makes having him return with any sort of buzz very difficult. GSP has stayed in the public media with appearances and movies but Jones outside of fighting (and doing stupid shit) doesn't really seem interested in branding himself.
     
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    They will have moved on by then any ways. Jones isn't the biggest PPV star. They only time his cards have don big numbers is when he fought DC, or someone else with a name.

    I know 214 was big at about 860K in PPV buys, but that was a pretty solid card.

    Jones fight prior with
    OSP was 366K in PPV buys.
    Gover 350K buy rate.
    Gus 310K buy rate
    Chael 530K buy rate.
    Vitor 450K buy rate.
    Rashad 700K buy rate
     
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    Monster doesn’t f# k with Jones no more.
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    lol that's great, and hilarious

    Chuck would be proud.
     
  19. Thuckey

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    Monster should sponser Conor McGregor.
     
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    that bitches legs are from the fucking gates of hell man.

    edit: Gold Lion of Lannister banner in background
     
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