Book a WWE G1 Climax

[D.R.H.]

90 matches to book?

I'm halfway there don't rush me damn it!

 

[Mr. Perfect]

I'd rather book an Alexa Bliss climax.

Spoiler alert: she doesn't cum.

 

[D.R.H.]

Brackets want to be a pain in my ass after all that work to get em made...oh well, here's the cliffs.

RAW POINT TOTALS

1. Jason Jordan 21
2. Samoa Joe 20
3. Braun Strowman 20
4. Finn Balor 15
5. Dean Ambrose 9
6. Big Cass 9
7. Roman Reigns 8
8. Bray Wyatt 8
9. Seth Rollins 7
10. Elias Sampson

SMACKDOWN POINT TOTALS

1. Shinsuke Nakamura 21
2. Chad Gable 20
3. John Cena 15
4. Rusev 14
5. Baron Corbin 11
6. Randy Orton 10
7. Luke Harper 9
8. Sami Zayn 9
9. Kevin Owens 8
10. Tye Dillenger 8

Storyline notes: With the coaching help from his new father, Jason Jordan is the Cinderella story on Raw. He vows to win the tournament, and challenge for the US Title so he can be a true American hero like his old man. Chad Gable looks to repeat his former partners success in a Smackdown Cinderella story. Unfortunate, Nakamura scores a pinfall victory against Harper in the very last match of the tournament to edge him out. Given his efforts though, Gable's awarded a US title shot which he wins, and continues the Open Challenge rules. The first person to answer his Open Challenge is of course Jason Jordan. Balor realizes his limitations, joins the CW Division and brings to the same level of prestige as the Universal belt. Samoa Joe is granted the next shot at the Universal Title based on his argument that he was the only man in either Bracket not to lose a single match. Joe wins. Braun is angry since he had the same point total as Joe and he was the only man to beat Jordan. This results in him getting a shot at the IC Title which he wins and puts on equal footing over the next 6 months with the Universal belt. The two dominant champs end up in a unification match that Braun wins at Wrestlemania. Nakamura and Jordan are set for the finals. Despite Kurt being ringside, Nakamura emerges victorious. Nakamura goes on to defeat Jinder for the World Championship and save us all from Jinder's lame fake Indian from Canada routine. Shinsuke likes the Open Challenge rule for the US Title, and he does the same with the World Title. AJ Styles is the first one to answer, and the match is made for Wrestlemania. Tye Dillinger is elated that he came in number 10.

The End.

 

[Wariowokecancel]

Isnt there some wrestling simulation game where you can book a G1 and watch it play out?

 

[Count Zero]

Probably

 

[Fizzee Water]

LOL @ Roderick Strong in the block finals vs Cena.

Fuckin neckbeards.