Body Armor sponsored fighters are all losing

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Every time reptilian owners of the UFC try to force feed their ‘stars’ onto you, they end up losing.

I believe it’s karma to the UFC for terrible fighter treatment and being cheapskates.
 
There is a good feeling to see a hypetrain that jumps the queue get derailed. Whose the next one?
 
I still cant understand why the hell Cynthia was hyped at first.
 
i like body armour, shit has too much sugar tho
 
is that ford escort wearing a mcregor suit?
 
Not all of them. Michelle is on a 2 fight win streak.
She's been out to the Bodyarmor HQ a few times now.

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Whatever happened with Makdessi’s shady Fear the Fighter sponsorships that never paid out?
 
Not all of them. Michelle is on a 2 fight win streak.
She's been out to the Bodyarmor HQ a few times now.

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Whoops. I guess ts really just meant all the ones in this picture he saw
 
i like body armour, shit has too much sugar tho

But at least its actually sugar and not HFCS or fake colors. I like body armour. I know it's not good for you per se, but better than a lot of alternatives. Twice as expensive though too.
 
Bring back Dynamic Fastener, Dude Wipes, Chegg, SalesForce, and Condom Depot!
 
Weren't UFC flogging Fleshlights at one stage (or was that the JRE).
Talk about marketing to your demographic.
 
Kobe made good money off this deal, Kobe still taking Ws
 
what has the world come to when our athletes must wear body armor.

These darn haters...
 
But at least its actually sugar and not HFCS or fake colors. I like body armour. I know it's not good for you per se, but better than a lot of alternatives. Twice as expensive though too.

Yep, Powerade sucks in that it uses corn syrup. Gatorade and Bodyarmor use regular sugar which is more healthy.

The real difference is Bodyarmor uses potassium as it's electrolyte instead of sodium. Considering most people get plenty of sodium in their diet and not enough potassium, that's theoretically a good thing.
 
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