Bisping: How could I look my wife in the eye if I were a duck

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    Id recommend damaging the other eye

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    How could you look at your wife after hendo ko you dead on national TV?
     
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    Bisping's only responsibility is to his own career and family.

    If he can make millions fighting an opponent who represents far less danger and a bigger payday then a ranked one, he would be an absolute fool not to take it.

    Blame the UFC for doing stunt bookings, not the fighter.
     
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    Lol did he actually say eye? If so, at least he's being honest.
     
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    Now this is pod racing!!!
    It's a two step process

    1. Duck
    2. Look wife in eye
     
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    Bisping was injured and held out for that money$$$$ fight. AND he got it. I bet his wife is looking up to make eye contact these days.
     
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    She would just have to bend down to meet his eye level.
     
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    One eye is looking at his wife the other at the corner of the room.
     
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    I know my wife would be proud of me if I came home And said: "Hey honey, great news. I just turned down a 2 million dollar fight vs GSP to fight a guy you never heard of for 350 K."
     
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    And that guys probably going to kill me and end my career. I is smart!
    Wife looks at bisping and gives him a drum stick ice cream.
     
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    duck is a little too close to another word to be used in the same sentence as wife.
     
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    Wifey probably cares more about money and their hubby's health than any bullshit about taking on the toughest challengers. Women don't give a shit about that.

    I'd bet she's be happiest if Bisping were fighting complete scrubs.
     
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    One eye at a time?
     
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    Like this, buddeh.

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    In other words, he was thinking about ducking him until he realized he couldn't get away with it.
     
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    Is his wife also a duck?
     
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