Best Volkan puns?

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  1. Filthy Phil Blue Belt

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    I've seen a lot of nice puns ever since Volkan got arrested.

    What are the best ones you can think of?

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    sorry I haven't the time
     
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    Lol poor guy
     
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  6. Phronimos The truth don't have to be validated by ignorance.

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    Yup. He needs to DTB.
     
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    He ain't got no time to do time.
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  8. Phronimos The truth don't have to be validated by ignorance.

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    Oh snap!
     
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    Sounds like the prosecutor's not Volkan around.

    There could be serious charges.
     
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    It's just funny overall that he recently changed his nickname to something to do with time..and now...
     
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    I guess he'll have to change his name to "Hard Time" [<cena1}
     
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    I think the only pun I heard is the one related to no time

    Please enlighten us if there were more
     
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    Yeah I hadn't heard about any puns. In fact this whole thread is an assault on our intelligence. I got no time for your battery of terrible puns.
     
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