Best first replies to an OP?

[Eusung]

Just off the top of my head:

One member, a few weeks ago after watching Infinity War late to the party made an OP: "I finally watched Infinity War. It was not good!! yadayadayada for a long paragraph"

1st reply: "Okay cool.

So why did you want attention?"

One time I made a thread "Can someone explain contrarian thinking to me?" where I ranted about how I think people who always hate on whatever is popular can get annoying.

1st reply: "Fuck you" -simple, random and and funny

Recently, I made a thread "In defense of Luke Skywalker" where I posted of a bunch of nonsensical pretentious philosophical defense of his character in TLJ, basically I was just joking around

1st reply: "In defense of Luke Skywalker, I will never watch TLJ" - gets over 30 likes

 

[aunshi189]

Not this one that's for sure.

 

[BisexualMMA]

So why did you fuck Luke Skywalker?

 

[zapataxiv]

So why did you fuck Luke Skywalker?

You wouldn’t fuck Hammil? He deserves a handy for the joker voice alone.

 

[Eusung]

So why did you fuck Luke Skywalker?

Because I will do anything to shoe horn TLJ bashing into every topic.

 

[Goonerview]

I like the "you're a fucking pussy" reply.

I think it was to a guy who lost a sparring fight to a girl and was talking about how strong and independent women are.

It was hilarious.

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

Why the long face, TS?

 

[Stranger Come Knocking]

For some reason a random one sticks out to me. It was a super ragey op by a mod. I wanna say Madmick but im.not sure. First reply was "take it easy man." Everyone loved it.

 

[franquito]

"No shoop needed

what you have there is an artful representation of ultimate manhood. I can almost smell the hard earned sweat on their bodies... licking it off and imbibing their manly juices whilst I softly caress their rock hard and sore muscles... playing with their toes and shit"
- Melvin88, Aug 23, 2011

 

[Rdude92]

Pics of your girl's tiddies or fake

 

[Estemachine]

Kvolcom

 

[loyalyolayal]

 

[mb23100]

See "got subbed by a 115lb girl"

I remember another one from back in the day title was something like "Overeem moving camp to Jackson-Winklejohns"

First reply was "Cerrone better keep an eye on his horses"

At the time it was hilarious

 

[bushman505]

That’s cool man, have you done DMT????

 

[Eusung]

See "got subbed by a 115lb girl"

I remember another one from back in the day title was something like "Overeem moving camp to Jackson-Winklejohns"

First reply was "Cerrone better keep an eye on his horses"

At the time it was hilarious

I like the "you're a fucking pussy" reply.

I think it was to a guy who lost a sparring fight to a girl and was talking about how strong and independent women are.

It was hilarious.

Found it. Thanks guys LOL

 

[kahiljabroni]

My best was some thread where this dude was pouring his heart out with like 1000 words looking for advice and managed to hit him first with;

"It was too long so I didn't read it"

A subtle twist on an old classic that people got a kick out of it

 

[Alcibiades007]

Somehow I never get to make the first post...

 

[SmilinDesperado]

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

I almost had one a year ago but it was the second response. It was a thread complaining about actors that play Italians in movies despite not actually being Italians or only being like a quarter Italian, and the TS said something like “Keanu Reeves is a quarter Asian but you don’t see him playing samurai” and then my response was simply a picture of Keanu from 47 Ronin. Most likes I ever received.

 

[Cole train]

"No shoop needed

what you have there is an artful representation of ultimate manhood. I can almost smell the hard earned sweat on their bodies... licking it off and imbibing their manly juices whilst I softly caress their rock hard and sore muscles... playing with their toes and shit"
- Melvin88, Aug 23, 2011

Fuck was just posting that

Anyway "the eggplant will salute other pigeons" thread had a good one with bj penn nodding gif