Best and funniest quotes from TUF series?

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    "Knee him in the ass!"
    "Don't let him knee you in the ass!"

    Rampage apologizing to the door he destroyed

    "he's trying to get your booty!"
     
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    Wow that actually happened
     
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    Kap: I guarantee you can’t knock me out!
    Tom: you sure about this
    Kap: do it!
    [​IMG]
    Tom: kaplan...kap..kap
    (Kaplan finally regains consciousness)
    Tom: kap were you out?
    Kaplan: nah man, you got me pretty good tho

    Fucking hilarious
     
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    Tahn Le. Got totally boned out of a contract on contender series.
     
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    “U don’t give a shit about anything Chris”
     
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    First page and no mention of Cody sucker punch or sucker choke of tj?
     
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    Yashabo "I rove you my bitches" - Teruto Ishihara 2016

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    I never liked TUF much, but one of my favorite moments was a plug of sorts. One of the UFC games was coming out, the one with Forrest on the cover.

    Anyways just randomly the door of the house busts open.. apparently it was raining outside because a soaked Forrest Griffin is standing there, looking insane as usual.. and without saying anything else is like "Who wants to play video games!?"
     
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    Cody looks scared as if Teymur really was gonna pull his undies down lmao
     
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    "It was just a spritz"...
     
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    Pretty sure Junie got pelted with food and he ran around freaking out yelling "he hit me with a porkchop".
     
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    Nate had some good ones
     
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    Are you serious, bro?
     
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