Bags of chips smell like farts

[Medulla Omoplata]

How come bags of chips smell like farts now? I don't remember that from when I was a kid. Smell next time you open a big bag of chips, smells like farts, why?

 

[LatFlare]

I farted in ya chips mate. Sorry.

 

[Fraz]

You've found the secret ingredient, the chip conglomerates will surely off you now. God speed.

 

[5crew]

Let me propose another possibility.

You have shit on your nose without realising it.

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

 

[loisestrad]

"All chips smell alike". GTFO with that racist bullshit.

 

[PlayswellwithLawnDarts]

Plastic Spray Cheese, wake up Sheeple!

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

This was actually a serious thread guys.

Go buy a bag of

open it up and tell me it doesn't smell like farts.

 

[Broccoli Farts]

Nah, broccoli farts>bag of chips farts every time

 

[Kardashians]

I worry about you guys

 

[Clippy]

Employees like to fart occasionally into the bags right before they're sealed, this keeps the fart fresh inside until it's opened later. If you receive a fart bag you just straight up have bad luck.

 

[Dober4]

It’s the gas they put in the bag before sealing it to give it a pocket of air for cushioning

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

My chips usually smell like DP

Dill Pickle son

 

[Shadowthrone]

Sour Cream and Onion....hmmmm

 

[revoltub]

What did you think the extra air was for

 

[tmnpothead]

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

My farts smell like Pringles

 

[Fedorgasm]

It’s the gas they put in the bag before sealing it to give it a pocket of air for cushioning

This is interesting. Learned something new today.

 

[5crew]

I thought this would get wastelanded, apparently not.

I like where the thread is going though.

 

[Krixes]

Farts are a great preservative.