Babysitter transported to hospital after inserting a baby in her vagina

She's a failure. I could have gotten it in past the head.
 
 
"World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle."
 
Fake news site though it is, that thing in the picture apparently actually exists.

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you gotta get rid of the whole baby now.

Imagine the stench, if anybody's ever been on the jersey turnpike and got to experience that smell... that's what I picture it being like.
 
 
"While removing the baby, the doctors also found a bag of Cheetos, a can of grape soda, and several Skittles."
 
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