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All about the momentum, bruh.
Do you pay for your sex? I'm close to a 30 year old virgin because no woman will ever find a 5'9 king of the manlets like me attractive.
I'd shoot myself but Sherdog gives me so much to live for
Lmao since when is 5'9 king of manlets? King of manlets is definitely 5'10, you puny little twerp. No wonder you're still a virgin.Do you pay for your sex? I'm close to a 30 year old virgin because no woman will ever find a 5'9 king of the manlets like me attractive.
I'd shoot myself but Sherdog gives me so much to live for
DELET THISLmao since when is 5'9 king of manlets? King of manlets is definitely 5'10, you puny little twerp. No wonder you're still a virgin.
Lmao since when is 5'9 king of manlets? King of manlets is definitely 5'10, you puny little twerp. No wonder you're still a virgin.
The way I deal with your mom. Climbing to the top a little at a time.
Whilst shopping, have you ever asked an old lady to get something off a high shelf for you?
Love this chart for some reason. Although at 5'11, I've never had a problem pulling girls. I don't think I am particularly handsome, so as long as you're not a manlet, you'll be alright.Lmao since when is 5'9 king of manlets? King of manlets is definitely 5'10, you puny little twerp. No wonder you're still a virgin.
Love this chart for some reason. Although at 5'11, I've never had a problem pulling girls. I don't think I am particularly handsome, so as long as you're not a manlet, you'll be alright.
Yeah, it would be awesome to wake up a few inches taller. But fortunately, since that won't happen, I'm still in a pretty good position.Imagine waking up and being 6'2. Would be the best.
All about the momentum, bruh.
Elevator shoes...Gosh darn you're short. I'm 5'9" with shoes.