Ask a Lesbian Anything!

[SowingSeason]

If your gaydar was going off during any previous encounters you might have had with me, it was not coincidence. I am, in fact, a gay American. And to get a few things out of the way:

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So let's hear your questions, thoughts, and outright wrong assumptions about women, lady loving, why you come off as a douche, or whatever comes to mind.


From some previous Q&A sessions to get the ball rolling:

Liberi Fatali**

Vaginas scare me. What should I do?

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Ass play might be for you. Find a (butt) buddy. Have fun.

zx

Why won't Sara send me a vocaroo?

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You're just not rich enough.

Cherdawg

I'm trying to show the lady in my life how great I am. I want to make a gesture but I'm not sure how to go about it. Any suggestions? How much will it cost?

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Fights IRL and compare her with other guys' girls. It'll cost you 25 GRAND.

 

[SowingSeason]

Nnedd

So you like boobs?

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Yes. Next question...

Hold on. Will you touch my penis?

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No.

Can I touch my penis?

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Go ahead.

Fawlty

My breasts are lumpy. What do I do?

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Frequent massages. I am sure that Sara would be happy to assist.

Dash Superstud

I can't get a girl to squirt like they do in pron. What am I doing wrong?

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Dude. That's pee.

BANNED AID

Is she hotter than she looks?

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No.

 

[Josh]

Shameless.

 

[EOW]

Does there always have to be a butch lesbian in the couple?

 

[lts5025]

Is the kitchen big enough for you and your girlfriend?

 

[Fawlty]

You can post in your thread 4 hours from now Sowing. You dirty hot lezzie.

 

[feeshermon]

Shameless.

Shame is nothing but a liability.

 

[Josh]

Shame is nothing but a liability.

Shoguns Prodigy got that message.

 

[feeshermon]

You can post in your thread 4 hours from now Sowing. You dirty hot lezzie.

Cool, maybe can field the lesbian questions in the meantime.

 

[Fawlty]

Shame is nothing but a liability.

that is a gem sir

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

You just haven't found the right ****

 

[Da Speeit]

Do you use a showr cap?
That's more black woman shit though

 

[HomerThompson]

Not in OP. Sowing automatically loses. Sorry.

 

[Heisenberg]

Would you scissor fingercuffs?

 

[Fawlty]

How many fingers? Who drives the car?

 

[Graves The Elder]

I thought this was a dude.

 

[Cyke_out]

Who kills the spiders in your house?

 

[Graves The Elder]

I've fucked several hot lesbians and they were like, "wow, I better give men a second chance based on this fuckage.."

 

[pine snake]

is it good?

 

[Jory]

Why do lesbians like wine-and-hot-tub parties?