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Are you prepped for a natural disaster? Nuclear war? How about if the grid goes down? Water? Food? How long can you last?
 
I can hold my breath for 2.5 minutes. Does that count?
 
Not intentionally but due to where I live the lifestyle sort of automatically prepares me.

-Lots off ood stocked up
-greenhouse
-water Rivers every where, big one 10 yards from my house
-survival gear....yeah I'm in alaska
-guns....yeah
-ammo
-medical supplies (unless something really bad happens)
-boats
-game to hunt and trap, large and small game
-transport by rivers

I'd be ok for awhile.
 
Are you prepped for a natural disaster? Nuclear war? How about if the grid goes down? Water? Food? How long can you last?

Are you one of those weirdo preppers that spends their life savings hoarding food and building forts?
 
I have a tin can inside a tin can inside a tin can inside a tin can to store my porno collection via USB flashdrive or external harddrive and also DVD-R.
 
Are you prepped for a natural disaster? Nuclear war? How about if the grid goes down? Water? Food? How long can you last?

The longer you think you can last, the more of a nutbag you are.
 
I have a tin can inside a tin can inside a tin can inside a tin can to store my porno collection via USB flashdrive or external harddrive and also DVD-R.
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No, I would have to roam the city streets scavenging, pillaging and plundering for food, and eventually I would start eating people if I had to.
 
No, I would have to roam the city streets scavenging, pillaging and plundering for food, and eventually I would start eating people if I had to.
That's why it's always good policy in any successful SHTF plan to identify any fatties in your immediate area. Not only are they likely to be stocked up on food, but if you take them with you think of them as an eventual super sized bag of Slim Jims that carries itself and you can talk to till you get hungry.
 
I'm from Alaska. Nothing here is hard work. Nothing. I'll just need a white guy to convey that to the public and things will be fine.
 
Are you prepped for a natural disaster? Nuclear war? How about if the grid goes down? Water? Food? How long can you last?

Ok, a natural disaster and a nuclear war are two different things. You can't prepare for a nuclear war. You are going to die in the short or long run. Radiation alone will kill every living organism. Even an isolated island in the pacific will be affected by 'nuclear' winter. Natural disasters are relatively easy to live through. Plus, depending on the natural disaster, you get plenty of warning.
 
I'm from Alaska. Nothing here is hard work. Nothing. I'll just need a white guy to convey that to the public and things will be fine.

I'm white! But Chad Mendesish unfortunately. Just let me know what to say.
 
Not intentionally but due to where I live the lifestyle sort of automatically prepares me.

-Lots off ood stocked up
-greenhouse
-water Rivers every where, big one 10 yards from my house
-survival gear....yeah I'm in alaska
-guns....yeah
-ammo
-medical supplies (unless something really bad happens)
-boats
-game to hunt and trap, large and small game
-transport by rivers

I'd be ok for awhile.
Pretty much in the same situation as this guy
Us northern folk should do just fine.
 
I'm white! But Chad Mendesish unfortunately. Just let me know what to say.

I've been listening to it my whole life, don't worry. Tell them to laugh, especially at themselves. That's what our leaders do. Fucking idiots.
 
I've been listening to it my whole life, don't worry. Tell them to laugh, especially at themselves. That's what our leaders do. Fucking idiots.

Are the natives that far north truly native to the land? Or have they migrated north? Seems like it'd be a rough life without modern facilities.
 
Are the natives that far north truly native to the land? Or have they migrated north? Seems like it'd be a rough life without modern facilities.

There are still "Honey Buckets". That means people shit into a bucket that has a plastic bag inside of it. Used motor oil is poured atop a fresh duece(to reduce the smell). These bags are deposited at the dump. It's windy up north due to a lack of trees. Windmills are common and help with electricity. Also the north slope(top) of Alaska is floating on oil. If you want to be a rich man marry a fat girl from Nuiqsut. They get cash.
 
Got a few cans of Chef Boyardee

Cant wait for a fucking natural disaster so I can eat them shits
 
I have pledged my eternal soul to Lucifer so yes, I am ready and willing to enter the endless void. Hail Satan.
 
Nah. Couple weeks of food, old shitty car. It's fine if I die though tbh, I'm not doing anything important anyway.
 
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